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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Unfortunately I didn't have any 'friends' at the time, so the genius of the game was lost on me.
I've never bought anything on XBL, but I will definitely be getting this.
You can tell a multiplayer game is great when even Saturn Bomberman gets neglected in favour of it.
I've a actually never lost a game, although that's partly down to manipulating my younger brother into ganging up on my older brother with me, even when I'm ahead.
It won't be as good online as it is with everyone in the same room, though.
That was the original Death Tank. The version that was on Duke Nukem 3D was the improved Death Tank Zwei.
For the sake of Death Tank and Bomberman I actually took a Saturn with me when I moved into student halls, while everyone else took their fancy Wiis and PS2s and 360s.
It's a shame the number of players for offline multiplayer on the 360 is limited to 4, although 4 player Death Tank is still fantastic.
Is it not almost exactly the same game as the original worms (although from before Worms)?
I always wondered why one or the other didn't get more of a slagging/lawsuit.
It is NOT almost exactly the same as Worms. They are only very superficially similar.
(Also, Worms predates Death Tank.)
I'll forgive them if they ignore all that, as long as they get the gameplay spot on and do 7 player online.
"Hey Kids! It's time for a blitz round! Yaaaaaaaaaay!"