"My little boy was recently given this 'gift' of what appeared to be a tambourine. On closer inspection, it appears to be sponsored by SEGA. Obviously still reeling financially from the Arsenal disaster - the console for the masses should not be associated with drunken southern proles - SEGA has chosen to begin the marketing push for what can only be Dreamcast 3 by targeting the under twos. This gives them 12 years of development time before their target audience reaches prime video games playing / wanking age."
"PS: Any chance of some more Kirstie Allsop Photoshopped porn? - Tim."
Labels: DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00033 HI-RES PHOTOS OF THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM CONVERTER ... ATARI ENTERS THE DIGITAL CAMERA MARKET "MASSIVE GAMER ADDRESSES A UNIQUE VOID IN THE PRIN... SONIC VERSUS MARIO, CIRCA 1993 ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00032 INSIDE ONE OF THE TOP CHINESE SHOPPING MALLS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://www.kidslearnfromplay.com/wordmatch/zhiying/pokemon/60poliwag.png
ZOMG, Sega-sponsored Pokemon, amirite?! :B
And when is this blog ever gonna go back to the Sony hate it's known for instead of playing the "let's pretend it's still 1996 in a world ruled by Sega" game?
It can't be easy for a one man band to update a blog every weekday and yet make every item poignant.
"http://www.kidslearnfromplay.com/wordmatch/zhiying/pokemon/60poliwag.png
ZOMG, Sega-sponsored Pokemon, amirite?! :B"
Yep. Have you ever heard of Sandshrew? He's a Sonic rip-off.