That's how we should all remember it. Let's also remember those games coming out in time for Saturn's launch, or at least in time for Christmas. Here's a woman with big arms playing Virtua Cop.
"It is a video of Andy Crane and some Gladiators playing and reviewing Saturn games on a cack show from back in the day. But for me that is like porn. Hope you get it this time, Cheers!" - Father K.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. NEW DEPTH OF THE WEEK: DREAMCAST LOGO SPOTTED ON M... DEATH TANK PARTY. OUR PLACE. BRING A CONTROLLER. WE DID NOT ATTEND "SUMMER OF SONIC" TOMB RAIDER MODEL'S "CROTCH SHOT" SHAME "MEET THE SEXY NEW LARA CROFT" ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00034 DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND: THAT PHOTO OF GEMMA ATKINSON... DREAMCAST 2 ACHIEVES SIGNIFICANT PENETRATION IN UR...
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
7/10
64 Bit !! , still don't know how Atari managed to get away with that false advertisement
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WEcZ7sod4I&feature=related
the lady with big arms that is
And Rhino doesn't seem to understand you that you're supposed to AVOID the walls.
Twat.
However, she is in this one (Jet, that is, not Violet Berlin):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn3ShBFYDn8
I didn't have the Gladiators sticker album, but I made damn sure I had all the Jet stickers. And a Scorpio one.
"You gotta watch out for the powerslide, it's tricky..."
Incredible stuff