This thing about Ryu Hyabusa toys. The only kind of toys it's OK to still like when you're as old as we are. This thing about Miss World, because Miss Venezuela is much better for wanking over than a toy of a computer generated ninja. This thing about THE MAN crushing the dreams of children and sneaky dads. This thing about a wanking device. This thing about plastic monstrosities for men who have given up hope of ever getting a woman to come inside their houses. This thing about women standing in a line, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. HI-RES PHOTOS OF THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM CONVERTER ... ATARI ENTERS THE DIGITAL CAMERA MARKET "MASSIVE GAMER ADDRESSES A UNIQUE VOID IN THE PRIN... SONIC VERSUS MARIO, CIRCA 1993 ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00032 INSIDE ONE OF THE TOP CHINESE SHOPPING MALLS "UBISOFT SIGNS MAJOR TV STARS HOLLY WILLOUGHBY AND... "ACTRESS AND CELEBRITY GEMMA ATKINSON TO OPEN M FE... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.