We believe the kids would say something along the lines of "WTF?"
As promised, here are some hi-res versions so you can analyse her skin texture. This shot has a pleasingly amateur feel.
You can make out where the tendons join the bone.
Hopefully this will conclude our coverage, as we're already bored of looking at her piggy face.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "MEET THE SEXY NEW LARA CROFT" ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00034 DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND: THAT PHOTO OF GEMMA ATKINSON... DREAMCAST 2 ACHIEVES SIGNIFICANT PENETRATION IN UR... SEGA'S INFANT DREAMCAST 3 MARKETING CONTINUES THINGS THAT SEGA ARE MAKING INSTEAD OF DREAMCAST 2... SEGA TARGETING UNDER-THREES WITH "DREAMCAST 3" MAR...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Definitely wouldn't :(
Also, that middle shot where she's jumping, legs akimbo? I don't know what's worse, the pale patches from where the spray-on tan didn't reach, or the dark stubble suggesting she has a GIANT MUFF.
I would.
http://kotaku.com/5035907/tomb-raiders-underworld
Interview!
Did.
Unless they are some idiot model who fears getting wet, falling over, having ideas...
hah and if you think she's no good, look at yourself in the mirror, you bunch of stuck up whimps hah