This thing about tits and legs monsters. This thing about the Duran Duran back catalogue. This thing about that Braid game, which subsequently got linked to by Kotaku so is classified as GARY IS A GOOD BOY. This thing about Kirk/Uhura sexy cosplay opportunities. This thing in which we continue "hating on" Sony product placement in James Bond films. This thing about midlands women who work in the meat retail trade, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. Wii APPEARS ON OUR RADAR FOR SEVERAL SECONDS SHIT. CAN ANYONE LEND US A PS3? THINGS SEGA DID FIRST AND BEST: LOCAL CHAT THE URBAN THING WAS ACCEPTABLE IN 2D ALAN DOREE RELAUNCHING KIKIZO.COM GLADIATORS AND ANDY CRANE REVIEWING VIRTUA COP AND... NEW DEPTH OF THE WEEK: DREAMCAST LOGO SPOTTED ON M... DEATH TANK PARTY. OUR PLACE. BRING A CONTROLLER. THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
A floating barbecue is a fucking brilliant idea!