This thing which is a triumphant return to rabble-rousing. You'd think most of these people would have something better to do during the day. This thing which is more of the same. If but one PlayStation3 owner forgets to login to "PSN" today and doesn't impulse-buy a game because they were too busy "fire-fighting" on the internet, it will all have been worth it. This thing which is a review of the Gears of War 2 trailer. Revel in our barely-concealed disgust of the tedious men-going-"HOLY SHIT" franchise. This thing about Scarlett Johansson's chest and new album. This thing about our new internet boyfriend Aaron Greenberg being 100% AWESOME. This thing about the Urban Tool Sportholster, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE *NEW* WORLD'S WORST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... SONY GOT SOME WOMEN IN FOR GT5 DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE: A SHOWER SCREEN REVIEW: GRAND THEFT AUTO IV, FOR NINTENTO XBOX 360... EBAY FIND OF THE DAY: SONIC MOUNTAIN QUEST SONIC SAYS: "KEEP WASTE IN ITS PLACE!" SONIC SPOTTED RUNNING THE LONDON MARATHON THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
flrgh: the sound I make as said odour reaches my nostrils