This thing about scientists messing about with monkey brains. This thing which is part of an ongoing personal campaign to promote Ninja Gaiden II. This thing in which I bagsie the press trip to report on the first manned European space flight in around 2018. This thing about a boat that is not a death trap yet. This thing about the Viteo Garden Shower, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. ACTUAL EMAIL CONTACT FROM ULALA! PS3 LIE WATCH: MOTORSTORM PACIFIC RIFT ONE OF THESE OBJECTS IS AROUSING THE SEGA RALLY 3 LOGO AT 3840 x 2160 RESOLUTION RAGING AGAINST THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00024 EXCLUSIVE: SEGA EUROPE *CONFIRMS* EXISTENCE OF SAT... FANTA-GATE DAY 3: SEGA SATURN II PHOTOS NOW IN EVE... LEXICON ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCES IMMINENT SELF-DEST... UPDATE: FANTA SATURN II DEAL ALSO INCLUDES CANS THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.