A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FANTA-GATE DAY 3: SEGA SATURN II PHOTOS NOW IN EVE... LEXICON ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCES IMMINENT SELF-DEST... UPDATE: FANTA SATURN II DEAL ALSO INCLUDES CANS "SEGA ARE PLANNING ON RE-RELEASING THE SATURN AND ... BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00023 THE *NEW* WORLD'S WORST SEGA PHOTOGRAPH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... THE HTML ERAS
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
@photoboy - are you an insider or was it just a lucky guess?
Excellent. I haven't been this happy since all the 7up and Cheetos platformers on the SNES.
Also IT'S ALL A LIE
http://want-it-win-it.fanta.co.uk/home/index.jsp
The precious Fanturn is nothing but an Xbox 360 Elite and a 40GB PlayStation 3 (ironically labelled as "games console" in the faq!
Clearly the artist must have been ashamed of having to draw such ugly bricks and chose to imitate the Saturn's sleek, stylish lines instead. Or if one wins said prizes, they're instead sent a SEGA Saturn with the notice that it's the superior console anyway, with a lot more and better games than the 360 or the PS3!
Good thing I have my white Japanese Saturn to help me over this utterly unexpected and mind-shattering revelation.
Whoever did that (looking at you, Captain Jax), you could've at least cleaned up that Saturn a bit, it's the least it deserves. I'm surprised Sega Europe even allows such a dusty Saturn to frequent its (assumingly) squeaky-clean corridors.
I'm sure there's at least one poor sod at Sega Europe who has to brush his teeth at work, just use his toothbrush. He's probably such a big cunt that he won't even notice.
But that Fanta logo looks so lovingly-crafted, it really does.
If it were up to me, I'd have gone with the earlier model saturn, with the scarier black buttons. The grey buttons just make it look like a big twat.
But the Fantona USA pic is pure genius. I love it dearly and am at this very moment imagining the Daytona guy actually singing the Fantona USA song:
Fantooonaaaaa let's go away...
thats beats the competition hands down!
That's LOADS of tigers!
Ten tigers is all well and good, but it'd be a nightmare to program that many tigers, let alone optimise the threads to get any sort of graphical prowess to scare the opposition.
Wait a sec...