A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. FACIAL HAIR IN VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT #2: DMITRY L... SONY IN 'NO PANTS' GOLF GAME SCANDAL ELLIE GIBSON EXCLUSIVE: "MY 27 MINUTES WITH RICHAR... DEVON PEOPLE WORSHIP EVIL SONIC SONY: "SELLING FEWER PS3S IS GREAT NEWS!" SEGA EUROPE HAS A FLICKR ACCOUNT METAL GEAR SOLID GAY SEX SHAME THE CLOTHES PEOPLE WORE IN 1993
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
zivatj - Dr Zhivago's deceased conjoined twin
Yes, I am familiar with said Sega Park as well. I can remember when it used to be pretty good. I used to go along when they had nights where you paid 5 quid to get in, then could play as much as you wanted. Awesome.
I took a very blurry photo of one of the Sonic "No Smoking" signs, last time I was in Southampton, AND sent it to Zorg.
The sod never used it, even though every update he was making at the time was of badly lit and focused shitty photos.
I hear since I was last down they have got that weird 2 player version of OutRun SP, that's got to be worth a play at some point.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_music
Right, I've done Richard a bit. Feel free to add Yuzo Koshiro.
*crappy little shopping centre = The Bargate, and that was a pretty apt description tbh. Apart from the afore mentioned gothic clothing/weapons store. One day I'll be brave enough to go in, past the fat gothic women in latex :S
http://www.system16.com/hardware.php?id=843&page=1#2834
It is a dessert of Vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, custard, chantilly cream and "groove" I'm assuming that last one is a joke.
I had faith in you, Zorg, I really did. You've let us ALL down, man.