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It's a Sonic Mountain Quest Cheap Plastic Christmas Present!
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Buy it, put it in the loft. Then your grandchildren can callously bin it when they're clearing out the house to sell a mere 12 hours after you've died.
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Or just don't buy it. Spend the money on something useful, like a nice bit of beef for Sunday.
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By "nice bit of beef" we mean some meat for dinner, not a cheap prostitute.
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"It has not been used as it has only been stored by a collector, not a child!" says the eBay listing. We already knew that.
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Only a collector would know the value and importance of supplying a photograph of the almost entirely featureless rear of the machine.
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That looks like 1982. Surely Sonic The Hedgehog wasn't invented by Tomy in 1982 and then subsequently licensed by SEGA in 1989?
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It's OK. Any good collector knows that we'll be needing a close-up of the game description text.
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There you go.
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It was on eBay along with some pinball thing. The listing has finished, which is probably for the best. We all have way too much of this kind of shit already.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC SAYS: "KEEP WASTE IN ITS PLACE!" SONIC SPOTTED RUNNING THE LONDON MARATHON ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00022 MARIO KART Wii IN "SONIC RIP-OFF SHAME" THE FAN-MADE HD SONIC 2 REMAKE PLAYSTATION3 "MAGAZINE" RECOMMENDS BUYING THE XBOX... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00021
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/technology/7386879.stm
we just arn't doing enough to stop the evil Sony propagander machine
It's like a vertical version of Screwball Scramble, only with a giant robot gorilla, so instantly way better.
Then I discovered wanking.
I really liked that toy though - kinda thought of it as like those walk in 'adventure rides' at funfairs (the ones with spinning tunnels, halls of mirrors and rubber floors etc.)...
I do have one of those Sonic "choose your own adventure" books where you have to roll dice and flick from page to page if you are desperate for updates though