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All you need to know is that this was submitted by a man who attended a traction engine rally. You might need to look at it for a while before working out what's SEGA about it at all (HINT: It's not that it's a fat man sitting on his own with no friends trying to lure children into his clutches).


Pickering traction engine rally and old time steam fair

TRACTION ENGINE MAN SAID: "I was at the Pickering traction engine rally and old time steam fair earlier this month when I spotted this fat man and thought of you guys. He was selling balloons and one of them was of SONIC THE HEDGEHOG! That's about it really, the guy looked a bit like Dr Robotnik in that he was fat and wearing sunglasses. Now't like him really, but a crappy Photoshop just might make this worthy of a UKR update."


THE NEW WORLD'S WORST UKR UPDATE!

"What is Robotnik up to now? He seems to be kidnapping children's cartoon characters and turning them into helium balloons, no doubt using his helium-balloon-o-matic! Exciting stuff, I'm sure you'll agree. Anthony."
Blogger Jawatron said...
So do i need to get a boring hobby now to fit in with the regular readership?

Im thinking of going to a marrow inspection festival next month...
Blogger Halverde said...
He appears to have managed to catch a child inside his masses of balloons. I'll have to try this technique out in Hyde Park over the weekend.
Blogger Sanada said...
Look at Spongebob on the right, doing a little girl from the rear.

No shame, that guy.
Blogger mrplow said...
That's Dora the Explorer the sponge-man is violating.
Blogger Trilby said...
As terrible as this update might be, at least it's not this:

http://kotaku.com/gaming/kotaku-stalku/we-have-secured-phil-harrisons-chewing-gum-293013.php
Blogger bash said...
best update ever!
Blogger Anthony Barret said...
He's not that fat. I mean is that really considered fat? I mean...dang.

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