A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac9KvAQFnyA
If you're wondering, the Ramones were shit in the 80s, but pretty good (for a band who couldn't play) in the 70s.
sqwfojt - sonics scandanavian relative...
Minus one million Kudos points for Cmdr_Zorg.
Alternatively, maybe Zorg *does* know who they are, and was just toying with us readers on account of Omar's not knowing who they are (and that appalling Sonic error).
It could've be worse, Zorg, you could've been the Swill Man :(
zmugu: Zorg's possible replacement. Zmugu knows who the Ramones are at least
I score this item joseph Fritzl out of Harold Shipman
I kind of guessed it was The Ramones while writing it, due to that very sickly skinny one at the front-right and the miserable one at the back-left looking very familiar and about the right age, plus the photo being spotted in New York.
After writing it I looked them up on Google, realised it was indeed The Ramones, guessed that it might make me look a bit "uncool" by saying I didn't know who they were, but couldn't be bothered changing the original text.
And I tried listening to them about 10 years ago and didn't really like it very much.
I am currently listening to Johnny Cash. He does songs about shooting women and going to prison. You'd all like him very much, just skip the gospel period of the late-1970s and early-80s.
Consider this:
Someday Sonic may be wearing a shirt depicting The Ramones.
If someone would be so kind as to copy/paste the wiki entry here, that'd be much appreciated
Someday Sonic may be wearing a shirt depicting The Ramones."
Or Sonic will just have a t-shirt based on The Ramones logo:
Logo
T-shirt
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