A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE SEGA RALLY 3 LOGO AT 3840 x 2160 RESOLUTION RAGING AGAINST THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00024 EXCLUSIVE: SEGA EUROPE *CONFIRMS* EXISTENCE OF SAT... FANTA-GATE DAY 3: SEGA SATURN II PHOTOS NOW IN EVE... LEXICON ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCES IMMINENT SELF-DEST... UPDATE: FANTA SATURN II DEAL ALSO INCLUDES CANS "SEGA ARE PLANNING ON RE-RELEASING THE SATURN AND ... BITS OF THE WORLD THAT STILL HAVE SEGA SYMBOLISM O... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00023
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
(Bottom left and/or top right for me.)
Almost like the cameraman's an avid UKR patron and was busy foreseeing the direction this would go in while actually framing the shot.
Anonymous cameraman, I salute you for focussing (pun intended) on what really matters, and having the economic savvy to accept that Ninja Gaiden II will sell MILLIONS regardless, and instead giving us plentiful would/wouldn't-fodder.
Bottom-right's a definite would. She's holding an entire 360 with only two hands, which was unheard of in a woman until now. That kinda strength can be used in all sorts of interesting ways...
Looks like they are offering a free Xbox 360 and Ninja Gaiden 2 with all internet orders. Cool!
I can't be bothered to try and find her. Not now. Tomorrow at work, though..
Maybe that was a little subtle?
Only a mild product obscurement on the game box, but other than that, surely a holdaphiles wet dream?
The Bottom Middle one's facial expression amuses me.
Surely that's like saying all scousers steal cars.... and I know a few who don't.
Plastic surgery or not! Looking like this bunch who cares!
Bottom left for me. Top right too if ever I were lucky enough to be that picky.
I do love Sonic though. I'm not a complete gay.
...if anyone's interested