A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
1) Release bullshit CGI videos showing graphics the PS3 can't hope to generate.
2) Delay the game loads because the PS3 is really difficult to program.
3) Release a mediocre game that took twice as long to make as it should have and only looks half as good as the CGI movie claimed it would.
4) Review sites that depend on Sony revenue give the game a good mark because they dare not point out all the failings of the PS3 for fear of pissing off Sony and the SDF.
5) The Sega faithful ignore all this and carry on playing Fanturn games.
1. Sony's Gran Turismo 2000 and Ridge Racer V PS2 graphical demos. Turned out to be, of course, a video.
2. The PS3 Tekken graphical shots. Also CGI
and my hatred is reassured.
i was playing GT5 this evening and i'm thinking it looks pretty wank, really. i think they've spent too long on it that pgr4 and stuff have made us used to super snazzy cars
"Our motto is under promise and over deliver"
And just before they showed the infamous Killzone 2 video lol.
One time I saw a teaser trailer for a movie, and some of the scenes they showed in the trailer WERE NOT EVEN IN THE MOVIE.
Needless to say, half-way through the film I began tossing popcorn at the screen and screaming obscenities until I was forcibly removed from the premises. They call it "being a public nuisance". I call it "sticking it to the man".