UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00022
It was the week that GTA IV came out, so there was a lot of pretending to be done. We pretended to be excited, pretended to buy it, pretended to like it and pretended we'd rather play it than get a few more Achievements out of Ikaruga instead. It is, pretty much, A WORLD OF LIES. Including:
  • This thing which is a slightly embellished account of trying to find a copy of GTA IV on launch day.

  • This thing which is a massively embellished account of trying to find a copy of GTA IV the day after launch.

  • This thing about The Pirate Bay getting in on GTA IV launch fever by encouraging everyone to steal it off the internet.

  • This thing about Radiohead which still doesn't make much sense.

  • This thing about ridiculously fashionable youths standing in the vicinity of scooters, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:

    • It's a scooter, not a motorcycle. And that's what looks like a woman

    It's either carry on doing this or retrain and get a job as an IT support manager for a bank. Might as well stick with this.
    Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 9:39:00 AM 8 comments
    Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
    Mod trannies = no.
    10:11 AM  
    Blogger Halverde said...
    No link to that videoreview you did in an awful Russian accent?
    11:38 AM  
    Blogger lenny said...
    Would. Short legs or not.
    4:23 PM  
    Blogger Snogit said...
    I'd ride both of them.
    9:45 PM  
    Blogger Supersonicjim said...
    I would like to give her a kick start.
    8:06 PM  
    Blogger Mafro said...
    I'd let her rev my handle bar etc.
    6:16 PM  
    Blogger Nick said...
    Err, let's burn some rubber. By rubber, I mean condoms. And by burn, I mean sex.

    On a bike.
    7:09 AM  
    Blogger fujiwaratofu said...
    hope shes wearing roll-on
    8:20 AM  

    Post a Comment

    << Home