"Katie" - a young cat who frequently gets lost in one of the game's wi-fi link-up modes - made the allegations freely and without pressure. The game, sold for CHILDREN on Nintendo's popular DS system, must surely be withdrawn from sale with immediate effect as a result of these findings.
Tom Nook is also implicated in the filthy child-trade ring. More on this as it breaks.
MORE EVIDENCE HERE:
My Animal Crossing :)
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOME FAT GEEK WHINING ABOUT NINTENDO DS A WOMAN? EXPLAINING ABOUT CABLES? PHOTOS OF MELISSA FROM GAMELIFE 'BEING DEAD' ONE OF THE MORE BIZARRE STALKINGS BY OUR READERS MORE INSANE SEGA TATTOO PHOTOS TO ANSWER EVERYONE'S QUESTION... WE REALLY OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THESE ... PS3 LIE WATCH - EVIDENCE UPDATED REGARDING 'THE PL... A NAKED WOMAN PAINTED UP LIKE A TIGER FINALLY WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH CAROL VOR...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
What's the AC equivalent of D.C.F.? Someone has to get Timmy and Tommy out of the house.