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Still not nearly as patronising as that Sony Exec

..it's David Dickinson here. Those nice chaps at SONY have asked me to tell you about their new PS3 console which is out in November for only £425! That's right, only £425. Of course, you'll have to add a game to that price making it £475 but it's still Cheap as Chips. Actually, you probably won't be able to get one in the shops unless you buy it as a SuperMegaPack with three games, two of which you don't want, but come on, £575 I can see you're tempted.

And remember Bargain Hunters, it has a Blu-Ray player as standard. I know 99% of you don't have a HD telly yet and all your films are on normal DVD, but just think what a bargain you're still getting because Blu-Ray players will be about £600 for at least the first month they are out. I'm sure you'll agree Bargain Hunters, it's a real Bobby Dazzler!
Blogger aporkalypse said...
I'm convinced.

Hell I was convinced the second they booted up GT:HD and that horn kept playing over and over and over.
Blogger Grumbler said...
I hope this tripple barreled update isn't an attempt to cover up the fact that that DS video was meant to be a joke...
Blogger Arcon said...
Cock it, i'll take two.
Blogger CreamyRabbit said...
Ebay Price = £1500.00

Mind you, some people payed £900.00 for a PSP when it first came out, so maybe it will be more.
Blogger Mark said...
Oh Noes! The PS3 is very expensive! How will I ever afford a Wii^H^H^H new Gamecube controller which is onyl available with a Gamecube in a different case even though I've already got a Gamecube*.

At least when Sony released the EyeToy they didn't pretend it was a whole new console. Of course, Sony didn't have so many unsold units that they were making Japan sink.

*Lie. I haven't got a Gamecube at all.

Do I win an Xbox 360?
Blogger Tomleecee said...
David Dickenson nearly ran me over in his convertable VW Beetle a few months ago
Blogger qos said...
You really shouldn't be standing outside his house waving a sign that says, "I nailed your wife. And your sister." then.
Blogger Tomleecee said...
Ah...now I see. Thanks for the advice!
Blogger Big G said...
WORST UPDATE EVER!!!!

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