It's some kind of cosmic sign that this still exists and is on a shelf after 15 years. Perhaps there's even some kind of metaphor for SEGA there. We have ZERO doubt at all that were we to open this wonderful little bottle of gaming merchandise DELIGHT, it would actually smell of 1992, Mega Drive, and Becky Boroughclough's hair.
THIS IS THE SCIENCE BIT:
In fact the bottle has been opened now and the reaction it has elicited from people includes:
"Smells of 'Tolkien powder'."
"Smells of grannies."
"Oh fuck it smells of liquid."
"It smells of cocaine." (After snorting it.)
"It smells just like Tails - SHIT."
This on-the-spot report provided by guest updater The Cap'n.
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
now that sounds like someone cursed by Braintree
In which case, is there perhaps a more suspect reason Tails is pictured on the front?
And, also in which case, could I use this "substance" to impregnate my girlfriend with some bizarre half-human-half-fox-with-two-tails hybrid?
In which case (also, also) that would KICK ASS.