LOADS OF PREDICTABLE, CLICHED PHOTOS OF THE SHOW:
This is a booth babe. We spoke to her. We said "Can you pose with it?" and she said yes and did this. We walked away feeling 5 percent more dead inside, and 50 percent more erect. Women who do what they're told are great.
This is the moron queue for the PlayStation3 Disappointment Adventure. People (ALL the people) were poking fun at PS3, openly mocking it's shite games and idiotic management suits who are blind to the truth. The games are all dull sequels, as with PSP. It's so going to be a disaster and we'll be there to spunk on Sony's gravestone when the bailiffs padlock the doors.
This is SEGA making PS3 look good. It feels wrong.
Some bloke with some tattoo of some game character. He's rolled his sleeve up so everyone can see it. We can laugh now, but when we get Cream The Rabbit tattooed on next month we'll be doing the same.
This is the obligatory picture of some fat fuck obsessing over a retro machine. We were shooting fish in a barrel out there. He's taking a *photo* of it.
This is Nokia's N-GAGE stand. It was always empty, which was great - if you needed to quickly walk from one place to another, you could cut through the N-GAGE bit.
Nokia spent the big bucks on some women. We didn't speak to these ones, just pointed the camera at them and they did that hugging/smiling thing like perfectly trained sexy androids.
This fat man's self-esteem was lowered further still by us following him, pointing and taking his photo. We ought to feel bad about that, but actually don't! It's another link in our chain for the afterlife, but was worth it.
Another woman, along with some men standing quite far away from her and taking photos *of* her without actually looking *at* her. That just about sums it up.
Silver The Hedgehog. Shadow was also there, but we just couldn't look him in the eye.
The woman again. We've got 100s more of these, but they're all this dull. Sorry about that. If we're ever allowed out again after this, we'll try harder.
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The Hedgehog...
*sigh*....
How does that work, is he good or evil? Or one of those middle of road thing's like Knuckles..?
evidence here:
http://games.kikizo.com/news/200603/005.asp?f=005.asp
call your atuuurruuuney
Maybe he can be both, who knows. The point is: he's a freakin' JEDI!! Picking up cars and hiffin' them around... now THAT's Chaos Control.
Is it me though, or should Sega have put Shadow out to pasture? Just having him in the game (driving a humvee around, no less) could put people off.
Still, keep your fingers crossed - maybe this new hedgehog uses a Force-choke on him at the end.
It's the main character from Earthbound/Mother 2. Forgotten his name though, he's also in Super Smash bros.
If both didn't exist, E3 would have never happened!
How do you not know Ness?
You know.. from mother?
Damn, that pissed me off.