Watch it here. He looks like 50 people we know :(
TOMORROW: All the other video game-related Google Video/YouTube videos we've been sent over the last month.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Very, very poor and unfunny irony, but still irony.
But then I do laugh at fat people.
-Complete Moron
What a retard.
problem is it's too long. i bet in real life he actually likes the DS more than the PSP, cos he's really clutching at straws there. if he was seriously against the DS he'd have a million reasons why.
That was freakin' hilarious. Look it up folks, it's a fact. I also heard them say it on the radio.
looks like 50 people you know
1 - Telia
2 - Telia....
49 - Telia etc
What was that about the DS not being portable because it had to be hooked up to the wall?
Listen to some of his shit:
"The PSP has built in wireless access...you can hook up with other gamers...you can't do that on a DS. If you'r friend has a PSP and you have a DS then you can't do it" Ergo, the DS is shit in his opinion.
Here's one of my favourites:
"PSP...holds more than a gigabyte, not a gigaflop..the ds always use the term gigaflop: gigaflop is garbage folks...you need a gigabyte. They try to trick you at nintendo..."
Type in google define: gigaflop and laugh your head off.
"the PSP will be able to be a controller for the PS3... The DS, well that won't be able to be a controller for the, uh, PS3... look it up, it's a fact."
Comedy genius!
Please put this man on TV on his own gamer reviewing program. He can then call DS garbage. And Trash.