Dear UKR
I was at E3 last week in industry guise. Trying to avoid actually doing anything to justify my flight cost and hotel bill I wandered onto the Nintendo stand and spotted Google video star Andrew Rosenblum presenting the next installment of his 'show'. He and his skinny gimp friend were bizarrely being filmed by an attractive if a little young (16 is legal in the US isn't it?) female dressed a bit like a schoolgirl... Anyway before i could get a picture of the schoolgirl they all ran off to some the Isle of Man development stand to film some blindfolded Japanese bloke playing video game music i hadn't really heard of on a bontempi keyboard, which quite frankly was a bit shit.
Anyway please find attached picture of 'Google video star' Andrew Rosenblum... perhaps you can run a behind the scenes style feature... or just post it up as one of the more bizarre stalkings by your readers.
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..of that schoolgirl!
Haha, losers. Two of them are actual spastics too, awesome.
I also noticed those guys getting the piss gently ripped out of them on one of the E3 episodes of the 1up Show. They're an easy target, but it's safe to assume that they deserve all they get.
Hahaha I reckon he needed a towel after that!
I feel quite bad about taking the piss out him now that you have revealed he is an actual real-life spaz. I feel a little uncomfortable about myself....just like the time I made a joke about Gnomes whilst being in the presence of a midget......I didn't see the little bugger!
Sorry game spakker bloke.......forgive me?..........................I'm going straight to hell......
Humiliating yourself on the internet seems to be quite profitable.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7066062014648025766
Breathtakingly accurate.
Paused the vid to alt-tab back here and seems I paused her looking her worst:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v112/bilalsheikh/melissa.jpg
OK I'll let her off cos she's got a DS Lite at least, whereas those other twats just reviewed Tetris DS on the regular crap one.
I'll also let her off for using a Supercard and therefore killing every developer whose game she reviews (by not buying a copy of course). They'll be reviewing games off their PS2 hard drives next.
Speaking of that, you'd think that, with the kinda money that buys a DS Lite at the current prices, they could just buy a flipping video-in card and record the games like that. And download emulators/roms and record those (see above), which is free.
Still, it beats Consolevania hands-down.
I guess something similar is going on with all the creepy geeks obsessing over GameLife's Melissa, because she's got a crazy bobble head and likes stupid Japanese games about being a girl and doing girly things like cooking and owning a parasol.
Actually...