THE ULTIMATE HOMOEROTIC VIDEO GAME PHOTO SHOOT:
So what demographic is Nintendo after with this? The self-harming pretending-to-be-bisexual emo-neo-Goth demographic?
If MySpace had existed in 1991, this would've been its official photograph.
This is the caption in which we change our minds and declare the whole thing is actually an amazingly brilliant idea.
We can't help but wonder who had sex with who after this shoot ended (the ginger man obviously just had a wank on his own).
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. A LOAD MORE SEGA VIDEO THINGS, WITH SUBMITTER'S CO... SYSTEMATIC ABUSE UNCOVERED IN ANIMAL CROSSING WILD... SOME FAT GEEK WHINING ABOUT NINTENDO DS A WOMAN? EXPLAINING ABOUT CABLES? PHOTOS OF MELISSA FROM GAMELIFE 'BEING DEAD' ONE OF THE MORE BIZARRE STALKINGS BY OUR READERS MORE INSANE SEGA TATTOO PHOTOS TO ANSWER EVERYONE'S QUESTION... WE REALLY OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THESE ...
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Except when placed in the hands of a girl wearing jeans with heels and a bikini top. Then Nintendo is saying the DS can also be slutty and trashy.
I bet they're all playing 'I'm bored shitless with Nintendogs', like most of the non-gamers who apparently bought the DS in droves just because it had pretend dogs on it.
I definitely would. She looks damaged enough already, one more roofie wouldn't hurt.
slack cuntlack slaaaaack!
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http://gaminghobo.wordpress.com/2006/05/12/the-sony-lies-wall/