It is, quite literally, ALL LIES. Did you think we'd forget about this, Sony? It was only a year ago, you fuckwits! You're going DOWN this time. All the way. No doubt about it.
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Take a closer look at those comparison pictures. It's quite apparent that Sony has corrected the quite ludicrous design flaw of having the power switch ABOVE the power out, and moved it to a far more ergonomic position, to the right.
This was a master stroke that is going to win the console wars for Sony. Mark my words!
It makes the Wii and the 360 look like the rank amateurs they really are. I hope they're both ASHAMED.
God bless Sony.
Anyone remember the "gameplay over graphics" PS2 defenders? Where are they now, I wonder?
Bueller?
Maybe they had to rip the extra ports/card slots out to retain the heat?
http://zdmedia.vo.llnwd.net/o1/Podcasts/050806.mp3
Good grief.
And it's a tilt sensor, not a motion sensor.
When someone defends Sony, they're fanboys, so what about the rest of you?
You're just anti-Sony fanboys, which is a very easy bandwagon to jump on.
The PS3 will some have awesome games. The 360 will have some awesome games. The Wii will have some awesome games.
Can't we all just leave it at that?
1. size of penis
2. pie eating
3. an actual fight
Best of three wins.
Tie breaker: how far can you flob
That's because Sony is shit. Something they've proven, once again, by having the worst press conference in the last few years.
It's all downhill from here, enjoy the ride.
***VICTORY DANCE***
As long as it has a version of Bust-A-Move with 3D jelly weasels and surround sound grunting you can count me in. And it isn't slang for passing water.
You've got EA improving traditional control methods in their games, only for Sony to wheel out this "innovation" at the arse-end of their conference. Yeah, right.
Or maybe they decided the original design, you know the one they identified as a PRE PRODUCTION model was a bad idea for one reason or another.
No that can't be it they are liars and low down dirty decievers, somebody get a rope.
Some Blu-Ray movies will only play in HD via HDMI/DVI, but they will all play without.
Recent Edge article
"I'm a software man, don't do hardware, ask Ken"
E3 speech and post interviews - "What we should be clear about is that the functionality is identical in both machines, there is no difference in what the machine does."
"It's just that the technical method of extracting audio and video from the devices is slightly different,"
Does the words "Lying piece of shit" ring any bells?
Sorry...I'm another Sony basher
SONY fan boys, you can take your big shiny PS£!!! nugget of shite and stick were it belongs. Right up your fucking gay ASSES!!!!
$599 yeah right, get back to cookoo land SONY.
Peace out bitches.
I'm even more surprised at myself. I actually read them. Now, that's depressing.
Guys guys....didnt know PS3 has so many lovers...all the haters are obviously affected by PS3 so much that they are taking out their anger out here....lol
No one is forcing with knife pointing at you guys(sony bashers) to buy a PS3. I think its all sour grapes. Half of them here would not even know what the holes are for and very very few of them would have a HDTV with HDMI input anyway. By the way the pics here are just meant to attention on this site, PIC comparison is a LIE it self.
Offically now their are(60GB version) 4 USB's, 1 HDMI, 1 optical, 1 AV Mulitiout, 1 Ethernet.
I'm even more surprised at myself. I actually read them.
Offically now their are(60GB version) 4 USB's, 1 HDMI, 1 optical, 1 AV Mulitiout, 1 Ethernet."
No need to say anything else. The previous poster said it all.
Hurray for short-sighted people, its you who makes the world the great and prosperous. Create a thriving metropolis on the field of life and bulldoze Eden for the oil reserves that you use to power your great machines of mindless destruction.
Fanboy’s Shut up.
Ani-fanboys Shut up.
This is a games console. Used to play games. Used to distract us from how short and meaningless our lives are (and it works!). The purpose of this machine is to play games, games which should be enjoyable and fun. Do you remember that word, Fun? This is not a major religion, not a major political decision and definitely does not deserve so much attention. Go outside. Go and be free, do stuff. Real stuff.
Who cares if Sony changed their minds and layout of the console? Who cares if Sony makes a console, or Microsoft turns into a bottled water distributing plant?
Cynic Out.
also has anybodylooked at the old xbox360 fan sites the ps3 is very close to a rejected xbox design. actually on closer inspection its the old ps2 with a curved top oh and look the dvd slot cover fell off.... several sites are now voting over 55% wont buy ps3 just thought you would like to know
even the best games are under or arround a gig for example halo is only 800mb and halo 2 2.2 gig ! Why do you need blue ray when everybody knows dvd and hdvd tripple layer discs are now one yes 1 gig bigger than blue ray discs. if you want to check google it and while im on my hi horse whats this about blueray wiping ps1 and 2 discs when played in early machines.and why is the uk getting the 1st edition machines and not the states oh yeah its to piss us off on the recalls.
Yes they dont play on PAL50 televisions and if you want to know if yours is pal ask yourself where do you live yes uk and its Pal 50 thanks to the BBC and ITV back in the 50's you aint got a choice mate.......
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