Disgustingly smudged screen. This is why women shouldn't be allowed to have expensive technology. They get Vaseline over EVERYTHING.
Have you ever used a computer after a woman? The mouse always smells of flowers, there are greasy thumb marks on the space bar and what looks like specks of yogurt on the screen.
For the first two years, all new household gadgets must be exclusively used by the male in the house. Only then, when they're already a bit grimy, can women be allowed to get hand cream and assorted moisturisers all over them.
She's holding up well, isn't she? That looks like a proper, genuine smile, not the sort of fake, lifeless dead-eyed grin we've come to associate with people who work full-time within the video game industry.
Right. That's it. You've had TWO porn updates in a row, now. So tomorrow it's spiral time. More spirals that you can possibly imagine. Spiral curtains. Spiral mugs. Spiral lamps. That's the deal.
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Foreign telly OUTRAGE Corridor spycam EXCLUSIVE Her in hi-res "Crotch-gate"
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "WE CHEER" CHEERLEADER PHOTOS FOR EDITORIAL USE ANTI-CHARITY UPDATE: HELP YOURSELF ONLY BY GETTING... SEGA OF AUSTRALIA DOING ITS BIT FOR CHARITY "QUICK, DAVE! GET THE CAMERA!" LAST-GEN ENEMIES ALSO DOING BADLY BREAKING: UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT OF DREAMCAST BEIN... "VIRTUA TENNIS 2009" WOULD SEEM TO EXIST
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
NB; I can't really afford to be that picky in real life, but this is the internet and girls don't exist here.
The pictures came from two separate sources who both had different shots - I suspect more are out there.
Did she have that navel piercing in the old photos or is that new?
Seriously, would that help my chances? Lara?
P.S. Slight bingo wing action in the first two pics, but I'll let her off with a warning just this once.
I'd like to introduce her Tomb Raider Underworld to my Tomb Raider Legend.
It is hell on the high street.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-10158267-17.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20%20http://winfuture.de/news,45098.html
Could do with some spirals though.
http://www.zeebo.com.br/games.aspx
So maybe Sega's comb will have some hot hentai cosplay action to keep up? Endless possibilties.
wv: bledshi - for when the word "hemorrhoids" just doesn't cut it.
It's not fair that women can go around flashing their tits. When I flashed my balls near the swings I got arrested.