Dear Sony Employee,

Kill Yourself

Your's yada yada yada

First picture, leftmost side of the table.

Enough said.

Pic 1: PS3 is for social retards!
Pic 2: PS3 is for people with eyesight so bad they have to sit 3 feet from a giant TV.
Pic 3: Wouldn't.
Pic 4: PS3 is for pussies.

And lastly, "We are Playstation"?? Give me a break. How long did it take to rip off (the also very bad slogan) "I'm a PC"??

That's nice, another cynical website set up by Sony's marketing dept. It appears to be unmoderated though, the fools. I've just added this:

http://i43.tinypic.com/o7popw.jpg

You don't even have to register, just supply an email address. I used one generated from 10 minute email.

Christ. Shades needed to stop equalling cool some time in the early 90's. Kid Chameleon did it best, why bother trying to top it?

http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=424

I like this one: http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=191

Didn't they try this already with their HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING All I Want For Xmas Is A PSP campaign?

If any of these are going to go viral it should be this one: http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=488
Two birds, one stone.

If everyone gives Phill's entry 5 stars we can get it to the front page by rating - its already rated 34 out of 557 entries...

http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=674

I voted.

The most popular image has 259 super votes. So, just 252 super votes to go. COME ON! WE CAN DO THIS!

Y'know, if you just don't accept cookies, you can vote over and over again...dirty tactics maybe, but then This is War (not living) isn't it?

That's 60 supervotes so far...

Done and done

244 supervotes...and yet not on the front page yet...

http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=606

German tonguing up-skirt action

Christ knows how their rating system works but we're on page three of the most popular gallery. Victory is within sight!

Keep voting.

I'm doing my part.

Yers, I'm not sure how a 5-star, 700-odd supervote picture ranks below a 4 star picture with 33 votes...maybe we need someone to click the 5 star button and vote repeatedly, not just go for supervotes all the time?

Damn. A Mod's wiped it out.

That's disappointing.

They've unleashed the Zyklon B on our entry.

Oh. Deleted. How unsporting. Don't they have a sense of humour or what?

"It's so cack, even your average domesticated animal can play it without really trying, so surely your average chav can too!"

Ah well, we could always just go reporting all the other photos as offensive? Same time tomorrow?

Typical example of Sony's UK market penetration:

Went into GAME at the weekend ( Leave me alone, I was bored and it was raining! ), Fallout 3 on PC version was £30, XB360 version was £36, PS3 edition was £19.99! Either the game is cack on the PS3 or they are so desperate to try to shift PS3 games which simply aren't selling!

What a shame they killed it. Still, might get a few Sony fans through our door. Might open their eyes to the truth.

Just noticed this on the site:

"File size: you can upload up to 20MB and we’ll optimise photos for you to display on the site."

I wonder how many 20Mb pictures of Donkey porn it would take to bring down Sony's server?

Anyone know of a script for automatically uploading?, there's no word verification needed to upload...

There are others fighting the good fight!

http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=567

It's fun randomly reporting images. If you choose "unauthorised image or trademark use" as the reason they would have to remove it as you could be a person in the picture. Lets spoil their fun by reporting the most popular.

The guys in pic 1 are obviously retarded.
They look really proud to be displaying their copy of sonic the hedgehog. wankers

I thought the sentence...

"We're thinking of declaring war on all animals and the entire internet next"

...was actually...

"We're thinking of declaring war on all animals and THEIR entire internet next"

...which made me hopeful that there was perhaps some 'other' internet out there only utilised by cats and dolphins. A 'smart', 'intelligent' version of the internet, as it were. But no.

The cats would crush you, btw.

I see it now, as a vision. Sony's smugness causes World War III and Japan gets nuked for a third time.

It's so overtly cynical yet it still reels in the fucking retards. How can there be so many dumb people out there? That have no fucking clue that Sony is using them, for free, as advertising. The false idea that they are all some sort of big fucking family. Why would anyone want to be part of a group of PlayStation users? I like Sega but I sure as fuck wouldn't join a Sega Club full of other dickheads.

CHRIST I FUCKING HATE HUMANS! I couldn't even walk around in the snow today without some fucknut walking behind me or towards me making noise, drowning out my footsteps and the birds. Families of twats talking yapping away like they were in their living room, but they weren't. They were standing next to me outside.

Fuck Japan, nuke London. Nuke me so I can get some peace.

I think Mr Brown should be the next new UKR contributor.

More Brown please.

I vote BROWN

There's nothing wrong with giving a bit of feedback for the things you love so stop calling people who use forums or express delight at games sad, because all you're doing is displaying the vestiges of 'playground laws of cool', and let's face it, most gamers are against those codes and always have been. I'm a sad cunt, I use forums sometimes and I like talking about the computer games I love. I've never understood why people are so averse to being part of an enthusiastic community, like they're frightened of being visibly enthusiastic or whatever. The problem isn't that people are grouping together to discuss something, it's this bullshit campaign to 'expose the reality of gamers'. Why do we need to see these people in front of a telly? What, you mean you've come to show support for the PS3 and you've actually got a PS3? What's that? You've got a telly to play it on too? HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, please do remember to upload some pictures of you in front of these items because I'm having a bit of a problem visualising it all. It's this stupid 'focus on the gamer' aspect that makes Sony shit. Focus on making wicked games. Yeah, make them fun, and know your audience (after all you are making games to share, it's not just for your own enjoyment) but don't cultivate your games to these stupid consumer demographics. When people focus on the gamer, they focus less on individual games and more on a genre of games. I mean, don't just follow these paths for fuck's sake, just make a good game the way you know how. This explains why for AGES after The matrix came out they were emulating that fucking bullet-time shit in EVERY GAME AND FILM. Did the people who made the game think it wouldbe fun, or did they have the mass of gamers in mind? Focus on the gamer is consumerism, focus on the games is FUNERISM. That's why PS3 is so nauseating and its' fans so utterly annoying, because they're just fuel for these stupid market models, the PS3 is where all these demographics are hoarded. It's the same with Xbox to a degree, another young console. Another important reason why companies like SEGA, Nintendo and Capcom put out good games is because they're much older, and began during a time when gaming was still primarily just for kids. If we're going to have a go at PS3 for pandering to different gamer groups, what about the fucking Wii?!! Have you been into a game retailer lately? My local GAME (nee Electronics Boutique) used to have a shitty, stinking water-logged carpet, now it's full of middle aged women trying to pass on their desire to get fit to a fucking Wii, or clueless mothers buying brain training games for some dumb little gobshite in the hope that junior might knuckle down for his GCSEs as a direct result. Wii did that. Wii. Wii are worse than fucking Sony at the moment with regards to bastardising fun gaming.
Anyway, you can't blame these kids for loving their 'team'. Let's face it, how many games from your youth have you gone back to and thought; "Fuck me! This is totally shit! This is an obvious rip-off of so-in-so and a clear cash-in etc etc."? I bet a lot of you would have fallen into the trap. A lot of these are just a bunch of kids who happen to have been subjected to a different and much shitter era of gaming, and instead of playing Contra or Sonic 2 they're stuck with boring shoot-em-up's and realistic 3D dystopian war-ravaged nuclear wastelands. It's the so called savvy gamers/PS3 fanboys that fuck me off beyond belief. People who claim to love games but still love shit SONY drivel are the ones we should rip to fucking shreds, not these kids, and not because they want to be part of a community, but because this is not the right way to be part of a community and demonstrate your love of games.

Pardon?

wall of text crits you for 10k

Fantastic rant. The best I've read this year.

More Anonymous please.

I can't be arsed reading all that, what's the gist of it?

"Sony are great" I'm assuming.

You think I should take a few pictures of my 360 saying "THIS is living"

See if they notice.

UK:R is now an offensive word on Sony's servers. Good work Sony.They'll be burning books and invading Poland next.

Sony don't like being called Nazis (or Nazi sympathisers) - I've posted several times on those various Sony PR sites (Threespeech, All I Want, etc) asking if they'd admit to it, but my posts were deleted.

Coincidence? I think not.

Awesome, this is an moronic website.

http://tinyurl.com/bzxulk

Nuff Said

http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=755

UK:R vote this up to mock those stupid cunts!

The site seems to have died. It's just us lot ruining it for everyone now.

:)))))

I'll be honest, I like tits, which makes this one is quite good -
http://www.weareplaystation.com/en-gb/Picture-Gallery/Picture-Detail/?pid=761

It also apparently makes my typing go a bit funny.

Martin, that link made my explorer encounter a problem and need to close. It wanted to send an error report but I didn't let it though. You bastard.

Did it have tits?

It did have very nice tits indeed, big chavvy earings, but cracking norks.

However, like many of the pics on there, it seems to have been cruelly nazi'd off. I emailed the pic to Zorg actually, as it's the kind of thing we like round here..

AND! WV - grains - real word alert. Have screenshot too!

Dear Zorg

Please post the picture of chazzy tits, as discussed above.

Regards, the internet.

Dear Martin (above)

Please let me see the tits.

Thanks in advance.

@block of text

Agreed (yes I read it, I have nothing to do on my break). I want to read more rants like this.

This is fucking ace - havent read a thread like this for yonks....

And ironically my verification word was "corkers" doesnt get better than that my friends...