This one is at $370, but be warned - numerous journalists will be supplementing their meagre incomes by flogging copies they got off SEGA for free in the coming weeks if you want one cheaper.
Sent in by "Retroid" who then also said "Paul" after in brackets, so we're not sure if he'd rather be known as Retroid or Paul. We'll just call him Rupaul. Rupaul said he found in on Eurogamer.
ADDITIONAL SEGA-FAN ACTION FOR TODAY
Lucky still-young Adam Doree got to interview Yuji Naka. Mr Naka said he wished SEGA had risked it all by not giving up on the hardware, and wore an extremely 'fruity' colour-coordinated outfit.
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Or wow gold?
I'm not sure what to say...
I hope Doree asked him why after the Megadrive, the only good game he had anything to with was PSO and even that suffered from being partially retarded. I hope he asked him that. And then started ranting about the death of Sonic and Sega before bursting into tears and hugging him.
Retroid got UK:R fame at last.
Would you see Sony doing something like this? I think not. In fact, I think Sony would probably prefer to give you cancer.
Erm, Folding@Home?
Now, I'm in no way defending Sony, or saying that they wouldn't prefer to give you cancer. They were probably using F@H as a marketing ploy to make the PS3 the 'industry leader' in medical research, thereby increasing their public image.
And if the F@H project does find a cure for cancer, Sony will be sure to shout about it. "PS3, the console that cured cancer!*"
*but still has no decent games**.
**but is still the industry leader despite this.
for shame zorg.
also, link to said osaki interview:
http://games.kikizo.com/features/sega-am2-vf5r-interview-oct08-p1.asp
As for Naka he did some good stuff on the Saturn.
The interview is shit by the way.
Sega back in the hardware business (sort of!)
http://kotaku.com/5146740/up-close-with-segas-new-portable-hardware
Well, okay, perhaps not chav. More fascist boot boy. And Sonic was the ultimate symbol of fake commercial "Radikal dude!" marketing. Though it wasn't so horribly apparent in the games themselves. He tapped his foot impatiently in a way Mario wouldn't dream of doing.
http://kotaku.com/5146740/up-close-with-segas-new-portable-hardware"
Morons. That's a crane prize, what the hell are these people thing? Regardless, Sega Toys churns out some really cool stuff, like that planetarium or that kissing weird robot, and that's hardware.