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Here's Pretend Lara Croft 08 Alison Carroll being interviewed by a Danish man. He wants to ask questions about archaeology, which is brave as he can't really say "archaeology" very well.

She gets "her people" to interrupt and tell him to stop. It is the sort of awesome uncomfortable voyeurism we have come to expect from Lara Croft model interviews.


Pretend Lara Croft 08 Alison Carroll

The video doesn't seem to be embeddable. You'll have to watch it old school by clicking on a link. She's wearing a bikini, if that's any additional motivation. The sighting was sent in by "Per" who says "Ekstra Bladet is a big daily newspaper in Denmark. Like a light version of The Sun."
Blogger Badben said...
That's fucking excruciating.

Mind you, what do they expect? Coming next; tough investigative journalists ask Gordon Freeman cosplayers tough questions about particle physics...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He probably thinks it IS the real Lara Croft and not one of her stand-in look-a-likiess.
Blogger AT said...
Would.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
would twice
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"i think it might make lara look bad"

no love. you manage that all by yourself.
/donkey punches
/drags to broom cupboard
/crywanks
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That was actually painful to watch, I guess it means she might read up before her next press apperance.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
God, how embarrassing. Perhaps I should have expected no less mind from a beautiful but grade A chav, but even so. Having said that; would, over and over and over again.
Anonymous PhotoBoy said...
Eidos must have spent weeks drilling her- I mean drilling into her the notion that she mustn't say or do anything to bring Lara into disrepute.

If she's sorted that funny thing on her knee out: would.
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
brilliant
Blogger AT said...
She's still smarter than the whole of Girls Aloud combined.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Soooooo true. Cheryl cunting Cole... sheesh.

Word Verification: Culty - One small letter away from describing Cheryl Cole.
Blogger bilal said...
The Indiana Jones question was the best bit.

"But that's a joke!"

The thing is, I doubt anyone even cares whether the 'real' Lara Croft (as in, the character in the games) is an archeologist or not, anyway, so I can't see how she'd make her look bad.

And I'm sure the stylist popping up to comb her hair did a great deal for the strong independant female image.

Karima didn't have to go through anything like this.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I love the look of sheer horror on her face when he says he wants to ask a few questions - she knows she's in trouble at that point. Mind you, I wonder how many other Croydon girls would have done any better?
Blogger Sup3rt3d said...
Thats fucking hilarious. The funniest thing is that she's obviously been told to put on an upper-class accent, 'raahbish' but its totally slipped by the end! The Lara Croft model has always been a lame PR stunt, this is comedy gold though
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well, Lara looks like a fucking right plum regardless thanks t that video, so at least make up the answer.

EG; bloke on the Weakest Link was asked "What animal has a hundred legs and its name literally means 100 legs?" His answer? "Giraffe".

Quality winging there, that's what this video needed.
Anonymous Trilby said...
Brilliant.

I bet she was wanking him off behind the wheely bins five minutes later anyway though. Force of habit.
Anonymous Tommy The Tank said...
Someone should ask her why she abandoned the Saturn which was was instrumental in its eventual failure which in turn caused a cascade effect that lead to Sega pulling of the console market. Someone should ask her that.

And then offer her £5 for full sex in the mouth.
Blogger GigerPunk said...
This is brilliant, with everyones comments I don't need to actually go and look at the video to confirm that she's a stupid vacuous tart with an horrific voice - thus saving me having to buy a new monitor after putting a fist through mine in a fit of rage.

UkResistance = Helping us save money during the credit crunch

Wasn't Ekstra Bladet the newspaper that had that advert set in a sauna shown repeatedly on Clive James/Floyd/Tarrant on TV? You know the one.
Yes you do.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
god this is pathetic...what's the thing really? Did ANYONE believe that this is the *real* Lara and that she knows archeology? Who cares? Lame questions and super lame attempt at making fame through making others look bad.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Why the fuck is anyone even interviewing a look-a-likee model ffs? If she's expected to have words come out of her mouth and it isn't scripted then she has to not be a dipshit. Fail.
Blogger benny lemon said...
A prime example of the "Hot and Vacuous" variety in its natural environment. Great to see it captured on video for those of us who don't get the chance to get this close to one.
Blogger Supersonicjim said...
How did the Vikings manage to couquer our country eh?
Blogger Allan said...
The Vikings were successful via a combination of technology (navigation, longboats, steel), and a wide trading empire stretching from Greenland to the Caspian sea. Their mercenaries served as far afield as Istanbul and North Africa. They were able to conquer Britain via a combination of guerilla tactics, lack of local organisation and sheer surpris.
Blogger Allan said...
What am I thinking! I should just have done the rape and pillage in Croydon joke.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
The Vikings explanation was pure win. Have a cookie.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He must have been listening to Howard Stern... he does this stuff all the time so it shouldn't be much of a surprise. The questions were really tame... she should just roll with them with some off-the-wall answers and not look like a deer in headlights. It could have been much worse.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I'd rather fuck him than her, he knows how to use safe words where as it'd all go horribly wrong with her and you'd probbaly end up in jail or something after accidently choking the dumb bitch to death...

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