A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EUROPEAN HARDWARE SALES FOR 2008 INTERNAL SEGA MERCHANDISE: AWKWARD TRIANGULAR DREA... A MAN'S TOMB RAIDER CROTCH SHOTS DREAMCAST LOGO SMEARED ALL OVER HOLLY WILLOUGHBY'S... KING'S ISLAND SONIC TOY HEAVEN DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE/OFFICE WITH PANTS AROUND KN... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00043 NOKIA MARKETS IT LIKE IT'S 1999 DREAMCAST-ALIKE LOGO SPOTTED - IN BOLIVIA! SEGA MONEY FOLLOW-UP: DAYTONA COINS KEPT BY MAN THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Mind you, what do they expect? Coming next; tough investigative journalists ask Gordon Freeman cosplayers tough questions about particle physics...
no love. you manage that all by yourself.
/donkey punches
/drags to broom cupboard
/crywanks
If she's sorted that funny thing on her knee out: would.
Word Verification: Culty - One small letter away from describing Cheryl Cole.
"But that's a joke!"
The thing is, I doubt anyone even cares whether the 'real' Lara Croft (as in, the character in the games) is an archeologist or not, anyway, so I can't see how she'd make her look bad.
And I'm sure the stylist popping up to comb her hair did a great deal for the strong independant female image.
Karima didn't have to go through anything like this.
EG; bloke on the Weakest Link was asked "What animal has a hundred legs and its name literally means 100 legs?" His answer? "Giraffe".
Quality winging there, that's what this video needed.
I bet she was wanking him off behind the wheely bins five minutes later anyway though. Force of habit.
And then offer her £5 for full sex in the mouth.
UkResistance = Helping us save money during the credit crunch
Wasn't Ekstra Bladet the newspaper that had that advert set in a sauna shown repeatedly on Clive James/Floyd/Tarrant on TV? You know the one.
Yes you do.