WE CHEER GOES DOWN A STORM WITH CHEERLEADERS
505 GAMES RECRUITS SHEFFIELD STORM ALL-STAR TEAM FOR WE CHEER
Milton Keynes, 6th February - 505 Games has called in the pros to run an expert eye over the upcoming Namco Bandai cheerleading title, We Cheer available exclusively for Nintendo Wii. Three of the Sheffield Storm All-star Team's finest launched promotional activity for the game last week by wowing press at Nintendo's Wii Flat in anticipation of the 6th February release date. The Storm girls took a break from their recent recruitment drive to take some time getting familiar with the game as well as showing off the title, and their skills, to members of the press and retail.
"We're more than happy to be involved with a game which will hopefully give more publicity to our sport, which is always growing in popularity in this country," commented Coral Head, Storm All-stars founder. "I'm a bit of a gamer myself but this was the first time I'd played a Wii. Now I have no excuses!"
We Cheer allows all future all-star recruits to brush up on their techniques using two Wii remotes as virtual pom-poms to reach the top of their game. Following on-screen commands, players spin, shimmy and shake their way through a choice of 30 high-energy songs spanning over four decades of music. Taking cheering to the next level, the special Workout Mode helps to burn calories as you cheer and dance. Fitness buffs can choose the exercise program they want to take part in before hitting the gym with a specially chosen trainer who encourages them throughout the workout.
"I personally like the fact that the developers have taken the time to choreograph real cheerleader moves," added Coral. "It's a cool way for kids to get a bit of a work out too. We certainly had to throw ourselves about a bit on the harder songs, the lads here didn't seem to mind too much though."
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"Wii Jizz All Over Your Face", I think it's called.
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Where does the Wii-mote fit go?
Apart from the blonde one with the face. I'd not be over the moon with her, I'd hit her with a shovel.
Unless I was naked, I do have smashing willy.
My WV was just "hanglymp" I swear!
"I … like … the developers … to choreograph real cheerleader moves," added Coral. "It's a …way … to get a … work out too. We … had … ourselves … on the harder … lads … didn't seem to mind too much though."
Would not, except of the one in the third photo. She would be called exotic looking where I come from. And her chin is just big enough to fit a load on without having to open your eyes to aim.
Shame he never had the chance to play We Cheer when he was in office instead he played Advance Wars with the US military.
He should have invaded Iraq with the storm girls.
P.O.V.69 The front cover shot is almost identical, apart from she's holding cocks and not wiimotes.