It's like we were all involved in the planning stages.
It tells you how to do sex, but doesn't come with a woman to practise on/with. Thanks to the 13 separate people who sent this in.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. "VIRTUA TENNIS 2009" WOULD SEEM TO EXIST PLAYSTATION SALES SHOW "LIKE FOR LIKE DECLINE" AND... "SONIC PARTY PILLS" LEGAL HIGH SHAME "I KNOW! LET'S MAKE A PS3 THAT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSI... A MAN GOT EXCITED ABOUT A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CARRI... SONY'S LIFELESS HOME HELLHOLE WILL NOT SAVE THE DA... THERE'S A DRINK FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU BUSINESS NEWS: ENEMY LOSES TWO BILLION DOLLARS - C... A MAN'S CONCEPT FOR NEW SONIC - BASED ON SONIC CD DREAMCAST, MASTER SYSTEM AND GAME GEAR SPOTTED ON ...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Your website sucks
It used to be good
But now it sucks
Please start doing decent updates again
Love,
Anon
x
Anon"
Sending people love anonymously? Isn't that technically stalking?
Yes, I'm ashamed I knew that (non-speaking) characters name, but in my defence it's at least from Empire Strikes Back, not one of the newer Star Wars films...
We'll be extinct within 100 years, mark my words, and we'll have FUCKING DESERVED IT.
Friday afternoon depression, to be brutally numbed in about 8 hours with 3 bottles of wine, here I come :( It could have at least been a Sony product, ensuring your head would be on fire as you use it
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I'll get my coat
"Now remove plick from rady's vagina and ejacurate on face!!! Conglaturations big boy!"
Having a cock with the exact dimensions of a VMU I already thought Sega treated me to a love trainer when the dreamcast pad came out.
By the way,Love Trainer is an embarassing fake...
http://www.itami.com/
And how fucking dull do you have to be to post anonymously when it allows you to make up a name? Is there really so fucking little going on in your mind you can't think of something to call yourself?
And who the crivens says "c'mon guys"? This isn't an American teen soap aimed at mentally retarded children.
word verification: flukers - can't decide on a joke to make
Fuck yeah.
The way she pronounced 'yearn' sounded like 'urine'. Making a better name for this the Wee Fit.
http://www.businessweek.com/globalbiz/content/jan2009/gb20090130_697510.htm?chan=top+news_top+news+index+-+temp_global+business
Yes! Outsource the games division to Sega ... or at least VTech. Stay away from Phil Harrison consulting or Kutaragi and Associates freelance console designers.
Listen to the first minute of music, and then for the basis of comparison watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVLMsJ22i4o
See?
If it is a licensed remix then Squarepusher is endorsing Sega, if not it means Sega are FILTHY IDEA THIEVES, or at least that they licensed a FILTHY IDEA THIEF for the video. Either way, by extension or directly Sega are RELATED TO THIEVERY if the latter be truthful.
After four days you'll be so gagging for it you'll have no problems staying up once her minge has become so loose it's like throwing a pencil into the channel tunnel.
Well it has.