Editorially speaking, we have refrained from using the word "cunt" on the main page for reasons of decency. But now might be the time to introduce it into common parlance.
Still better than the current output of Three Speech, though.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. LAST-GEN ENEMIES ALSO DOING BADLY BREAKING: UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT OF DREAMCAST BEIN... "VIRTUA TENNIS 2009" WOULD SEEM TO EXIST PLAYSTATION SALES SHOW "LIKE FOR LIKE DECLINE" AND... "SONIC PARTY PILLS" LEGAL HIGH SHAME "I KNOW! LET'S MAKE A PS3 THAT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSI... A MAN GOT EXCITED ABOUT A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CARRI...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
And yeah, what has he done to his playstation? Can only assume he is a stupid cunt to do that to something so expensive.
PS3 is a pack animal's console. Hive minded theist scum.
Oh dear.
They seem to be going for the naked caveman, lynx using, electrical equipment shagging demographic
Quite.
Clearly a cat of outstanding taste, as he chose not scrape his back-door all over the Dreamcast.