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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. BREAKING: UNSUBSTANTIATED REPORT OF DREAMCAST BEIN... "VIRTUA TENNIS 2009" WOULD SEEM TO EXIST PLAYSTATION SALES SHOW "LIKE FOR LIKE DECLINE" AND... "SONIC PARTY PILLS" LEGAL HIGH SHAME "I KNOW! LET'S MAKE A PS3 THAT'S EVEN MORE EXPENSI... A MAN GOT EXCITED ABOUT A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG CARRI... SONY'S LIFELESS HOME HELLHOLE WILL NOT SAVE THE DA... THERE'S A DRINK FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Or maybe a peacock.
The EXIF data clearly says it was shot at 8 minutes past 11 yesterday morning.
You are hoisted by your own petard, Zorg, for getting your readers interested in EXIF data, so they have to download special plugins for IrfanView.
UK Resistance stop calling me a man I am female.
"ooh a triple header ... and the metering is set to manual"
I'd recommend this to anyone.
oh wait, I get it now.
I mean, I knew all along, you can't fool me...
Ahem.
But I second Badben's call for photographic evidence of 'femality'. Most of use aren't theists so we don't gullibly beleive whatever crap someone throws our way.
WV - catest - the most cat like.
Nice hedgehog.
and also;
Would, until a puddle formed.
There is no justice. Or perhaps there is justice but it's on an astronomical time-scale, the evening of the score being the final destruction of humanity.
And Resident Evil 5 looks shit.
I'm sure that two inch of snow is deeper than your manhood.
Word Verification: SONIC - I shit you not. It really did come out with that.
And I'm a bit to old to know if someone who calls themselves "RyokoSparda" is meant to be a girl or not. My spare time is spent collecting firewood, not watching shite Japanese cartoons on YouTube.
Also, we need a full post on the word verification that Anonymous 8.20 PM just got. I want pictures, and weekly updates as to whether it shows up again.
I dont understand these stupid types of internet comments. IT TAKES PICTURES, WOW!!!
The iron knee is killing me.
I really don't, as a matter of principle.
p.s. Sonic wv is the most amazingest coincidence ever
It's alright for some...
But it's nice to see someone actually take the time out to go downstairs and check the ingredients for their microwave curry for added authenticity in their posts. Going that extra mile is much appreciated. May our many gods rain down blessing upon you. At least they would if you weren't anonymous. It makes it marginally more difficult to direct the blessings, see.
Bonus points for capitalising Garam Masala, though. I showed it to my grandparents and my three aunts and their children who all live here in the same house and they approved, so well done matey!
You are hereby awarded the title of 'Honourary Indian-saab' until the next lot of weekly PS3 sales figures gets posted up here.