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A man, presumably fully-grown, made some Sonics out of snow because he was too metrosexual to go out in the snow in his expensive trainers yesterday. He may have given away enough information about his whereabouts in these photos for someone to track down where he lives.

He must live in 61 or 63.


Needs piss holes. For eyes.

"As I can not go to work today I built two Sonic heads to protect me from evil sales people today. Hope you like the pictures and I hope you like my camera" - RyokoSparda.


Sonic Unleashed review: Snowball with stone inside

He used a Panasonic Lumix TZ3, which is a pretty aspirational piece.
Blogger Studley said...
Sonic is a peacock?
Anonymous Bouncybhall said...
Looks a lot more like Banjo the Bear...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
that could literally be anything
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Looks like a turkey to me.

Or maybe a peacock.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
And the bin conveniently reveals that he's in Ealing.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What? Topical content on UK:R? Perhaps there is some hope after all.
Anonymous Carr said...
I do love a good 1930s semi.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
It's just a coincidence. I scheduled this post in December of 2003.
Blogger Mentalist-air said...
Liar!

The EXIF data clearly says it was shot at 8 minutes past 11 yesterday morning.

You are hoisted by your own petard, Zorg, for getting your readers interested in EXIF data, so they have to download special plugins for IrfanView.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I did the best I could in the short time I could be bothered to make it (about 15 mins).

UK Resistance stop calling me a man I am female.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
if that's sonic, my ass is tails.
Blogger Malorie said...
If you cut off its nose, it'd make a really impressive Bub from Bubble Bobble!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
FEMALE READER ALERT! FEMALE READER ALERT! SCRAMBLE! SCRAMBLE!
Anonymous Trilby said...
I'm already scrambling furiously, while sobbing.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Whenever I spend my leisure time doing some one handed surfing I ensure I examine the EXIF data. It makes it much more special.

"ooh a triple header ... and the metering is set to manual"

I'd recommend this to anyone.
Blogger Badben said...
I'm not scrambling until we get photographic proof. Show me a photo and then I'll scramble for all I'm worth. It's easy to just SAY your a girl, for instance; I'm a girl. See?
Blogger Multiverse said...
OMG!! Girl Alert Girl Alert Badben is a girl as well!! who whudda thunk two girls in....

oh wait, I get it now.

I mean, I knew all along, you can't fool me...

Ahem.

But I second Badben's call for photographic evidence of 'femality'. Most of use aren't theists so we don't gullibly beleive whatever crap someone throws our way.

WV - catest - the most cat like.
Blogger Multiverse said...
Sorry for the double post but...

Nice hedgehog.

and also;

Would, until a puddle formed.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
If you are going to take a picture of yourself, any chance you could cosplay as Sonic?
Anonymous Cutman said...
It's snowing? REALLY?
Blogger Halverde said...
I see a stegosaurus balancing an apple on its head.
Anonymous Presidential Rectal Feeding doesn't work. said...
Nice area, large drive for multiple vehicles, nice houses. And yet the person living there makes extremely wonky Sonics out of snow while I living in poverty, not 20 minutes away on foot, sit here next to my candle, reading philosophy books in the vain pursuit of bashing some understanding into my brain.

There is no justice. Or perhaps there is justice but it's on an astronomical time-scale, the evening of the score being the final destruction of humanity.

And Resident Evil 5 looks shit.
Anonymous O'man said...
I'd imagine he/she lives in Flat F, 63b, so it's not that glamorous.
Anonymous n00bwithknowledge said...
No srsly it is a girl.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What a complete pussy.

I'm sure that two inch of snow is deeper than your manhood.
Blogger bilal said...
He'd better be a girl, Ryoko's a girl's name. Unless it's fine for men nowadays to give themselves girly names on the internet?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Panasonic Lumix TZ3 aspirational? I'd have thought a gent like you would be on a decent DSLR rather than ponce about with a compact?

Word Verification: SONIC - I shit you not. It really did come out with that.
Blogger Cmdr_Zorg said...
I do like a nice poncy compact :(

And I'm a bit to old to know if someone who calls themselves "RyokoSparda" is meant to be a girl or not. My spare time is spent collecting firewood, not watching shite Japanese cartoons on YouTube.
Anonymous Anonymous 2 said...
Can we have some pictures of girls posted as a kind of speculative 'artist's impression'? That way the readers can see what a girl looks like. Then we'll all be on the same page, knowing roughly what we're talking about.

Also, we need a full post on the word verification that Anonymous 8.20 PM just got. I want pictures, and weekly updates as to whether it shows up again.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bollocks... that was me with the SONIC WV. Should have taken a pic shouldn't I. Clearly the monumental significance of it hadn't quite registered, but I'm regretting it now, believe me, especially as the WV this time was shite.
Anonymous Shoutbox Whore said...
Why in the fook should we like your camera???

I dont understand these stupid types of internet comments. IT TAKES PICTURES, WOW!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Cumbox, I assume you've never been here before?
Blogger Multiverse said...
"I dont understand these stupid types of internet comments"

The iron knee is killing me.
Blogger bilal said...
Oi you wanker. I speak Japanese, I don't watch Japanese cartoons.

I really don't, as a matter of principle.

p.s. Sonic wv is the most amazingest coincidence ever
Blogger Badben said...
You collect firewood in your spare time, Idot? Sorry: Zorg? It must be because you can do all your dodgy Japanese related surfing during work hours, eh?

It's alright for some...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hey Bilal... that's a little on the sarky side ain't it? What's up, no sex for while? Run out of Garam Masala or something? Lighten up mate :)
Anonymous turd verification said...
Do people who visit this site have real sex? I mean the kind they talk about in dictionaries, not wanking about which consoles sold best one week. How do you find it?
Blogger bilal said...
@ Anon, you've probably not seen any my stuff posted on here and idiot toys so I'll just ignore that.

But it's nice to see someone actually take the time out to go downstairs and check the ingredients for their microwave curry for added authenticity in their posts. Going that extra mile is much appreciated. May our many gods rain down blessing upon you. At least they would if you weren't anonymous. It makes it marginally more difficult to direct the blessings, see.

Bonus points for capitalising Garam Masala, though. I showed it to my grandparents and my three aunts and their children who all live here in the same house and they approved, so well done matey!

You are hereby awarded the title of 'Honourary Indian-saab' until the next lot of weekly PS3 sales figures gets posted up here.

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