This thing about the world's only gay-friendly rapper Mr C flogging off his vinyl collection for a staggering £75,000. This thing in which we remind today's kids that Dreamcast was AND ALWAYS WILL BE the best console of all time. This thing in which Bungie tells its idiot fans how to pronounce the name of its new game in a non-ironic fashion that defies belief. This thing about a space-based piss-party. We didn't use the phrase "piss party" over there, though. But here it's fine. This thing about new KINDS OF HAIR :( This thing about you'll never guess who OH YES, SHIT OLD SONY AGAIN making its weekly PR blunder of a hitherto unknown magnitude. This thing about the Samsung DRUMPER, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A clingy man-made fibre-assisted 10/10.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
'Compared to Mario Galaxy or Ratchet & Clank - heck, even compared to Crash Bandicoot, another platforming mascot mired in mediocrity - Sonic Unleashed is an obviously poor effort from a series that is still hopelessly lost in the modern gaming landscape. '
I bet you're all wanking over it regardless of it's quality aren't you?
hahahahaha
Yeah -and THAT'S saying a lot isn't it? Even if one turd is 'better' than another turd, it's still a fucking turd. And it still smells of fucking shit.
Hahahahahaha. The more I read that, the funnier it gets.
Genius anonymous, pure genius.
'the best 3D Sonic game by miles'
They should put that on the box. Cracking.
I know what Asi-a-sex options I'd select for her on my drumper... they'd include 'attempt to give a titfuck though as a Asian chick your boobs are several cup sizes too small' but would miss out that 'lick client's arsehole and then kiss him', 'cry during intercourse' and 'invite 50 other guys into the room'.
That's more disturbing than anything in Naked Lunch.