This thing about the world's only gay-friendly rapper Mr C flogging off his vinyl collection for a staggering £75,000. This thing in which we remind today's kids that Dreamcast was AND ALWAYS WILL BE the best console of all time. This thing in which Bungie tells its idiot fans how to pronounce the name of its new game in a non-ironic fashion that defies belief. This thing about a space-based piss-party. We didn't use the phrase "piss party" over there, though. But here it's fine. This thing about new KINDS OF HAIR :( This thing about you'll never guess who OH YES, SHIT OLD SONY AGAIN making its weekly PR blunder of a hitherto unknown magnitude. This thing about the Samsung DRUMPER, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.