We are not excited. Which means you're not allowed to be excited either.
It's being produced by our "friends" at SEGA Amusements, which does not fill us with much confidence. Although Alan Smith is involved, which is good news.
Not "games" but "game" - as in one game. Probably Columns. This is clearly a cheap prize that'll be found in UFO catchers the world over, rather than a "PSP Killer."
This is an example of the sort of SHITE that SEGA Prize Europe usually pushes into the supply chain. This is why you should not be excited.
It's the famous wonky-eyed Sonic! He lives here. Who wants to meet up for a group photo opportunity?
WHERE HAVE WE SEEN HIM BEFORE?
Here. Here. Here.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 KICKED IN THE BALLS/TEETH/STOMACH/KIDNEYS IN J... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00040 PS3 LIE WATCH: JACK TRETTON BROADENS LIE PORTFOLIO... 16 PHOTOS OF THE GATWICK AIRPORT ARCADE PS3 LIE WATCH: AN UPDATE REGARDING UK SALES FIGURE... SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039
THE HTML ERAS
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Goooooo Dreamcast!
God knows why all the news sites are kicking up a fuss about it now.
*yawn*
What do I need to send you to have my existence validated!?!?!?!?
Because it was just posted on NeoGAF, and that's where every news site gets all it's news from. Eurogamer wouldn't have any news to print without NeoGAF.
The Reg was running this story on Friday afternoon and they had a picture of the actual UFO machine in situ, in the Chav-a-Dero centre.
They don't have any Sonic stuff :(
Not a sausage..
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They have Mario stuff though...