Denying the SEGA holocaust since 1996

[UK:RESISTANCE]

[IDIOT TOYS]

HIGHLIGHTS
Oh, how we laughed! Maybe once or twice.

PSP Lie Watch - GT4 Mobile

Sega Park carpet!!

SEGA World Sydney 2

SEGA World, Sydney

SEGA's 1950s sexism

Being horrible about girls

Being nice about girls

*AMAZING* reader Cream porn

SEGA fruit machines

PS3 Lie Watch - Tekken 6

E3 2006 photos

PS3 Lie Watch - The PS3

How is Andy Crane?

Dreamcast bicycle!

The 'SEGA Rap'

OutRun2006 - a celebratory review

PS3 Lie Watch: Motorstorm

OutRun2 Coast2Coast screenshot guide

SEGA's sexy 1990s adverts

SEGA Homestar -- reviewed!

Sega Rally 2006 SHOULD NOT EXIST

Mobile Monkey Ball

Trying to buy an Xbox 360

Microsoft's 'urban youth' Xbox 360 movie

Xbox 360 launch party pics

Origen Zero Hour gonzo report

DoA movie trailer

An actual proper review of Ninja Gaiden Black

Afterburner Climax

Non-sexy PSP porn UMD reviewed

Blog does story about blog doing story (and repeat)

San Andreas class action... thing

More HOT LARA CROFT PORN!

Eminem is in the 50 Cent game :(

HUGE Nintendo DS design flaw discovered

Rolf Harris meets Sonic The Hedgehog

X360 mag reviewed

Nintendogs 'fake dog' photo shame

Joanna Dark's FHM airbrush shame

PSP 2.0 downgrade (a joke)

Miyamoto and puppies

Tokyo Game Show 2005

UK Frag Dolls REVIEWED by sexiness!

THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME

German PSP promo photos

Monkey Ball Sex SHAME

Sonic Team's new project!

New Xbox 360 magazine is 'rubbish'

Tomb Raider Legend PORN SICKNESS

Lan Party photos!!!

Everquest II models' 'pornstar' shame

UKR gaming clan launched!

Project Rub 2 pictures!

LCD and plasma HDTV guide for PS3 and Xbox 360

PSP Lumines 'fan fiction'

PSP Lumines 'sort of review'

GamesMaster visit!

Sega's Homestar

PS3 launch games confirmed!

Xbox 360 launch games revealed!

Trip Hawkins and his Atkins Diet thing

PHOTOS OF RICHARD JACQUES!!!

Great Jobs For Paedophiles

Ulala cosplay

Nokia N-Gage tester "hell"

World of Warcraft "girls"?

San Andreas "Hot Coffee" sex game mod

Stupid woman jealous of Lara Croft

Battle Raper 2 pics

E3 wheelchair groper

Gizmondo E3 booth babes

Sonic CD Superlovers

Fat kid "1337 h4x0r"

PS3 + Killzone 2 LIE WATCH!

Frag Dolls -- Reviewed!

Spurned employee RAMPAGE!

Visiting the Gizmondo shop

Seeing Playboy's Natalie Denning

EA Cricket 2005 'hilarity'

Xbox 360 photos?

"New Games Journalism" anti-manifesto

UKR -- The Mansion

A great Paris Hilton joke

GTA San Andreas Tetris

FIFA Street MP3

PSP battery jokes

Need for Speed Underground 2 HUMILIATION

Richard Jacques update

Kasumi's feet!

Kasumi's panties!

OutRun2, Doom 3 and Fable guide

50 reasons to buy OutRun2

OutRun2 'flag man'

What women drivers really say

Tron loser

PS2 EyeToy OutRun2

DoA Beach Volleyball wallpapers

A day trip to Sega!

ATEI ARCADE SHOW 2008 - VIDEOS AND PHOTOS AND WE EVEN PLAYED A COUPLE OF THE BLOODY THINGS (PART 2)

Here are some videos that were too poor even to be used in Part One of our ATEI 2008 once-in-a-lifetime mega-update. Plus loads more photos of vaguely interesting things, most of which say "SEGA" on them somewhere.


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She says "SEGA" on her somewhere, only we weren't granted high enough access levels to find out where (full-size original here for personal/educational/research use only).




It's Mad Wave Motion Theater! A thing you lie on and get shaken around, like it's still 1987 and those rides you sit in and get shaken from left to right while watching film footage of a rollercaster ride are still cutting-edge.


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So anyway. ATEI. It's not all glamorous. There are lots of empty cash-generating machines lying about the place.


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About two-thirds of ATEI is relatively dingy booths based around gambling - ie, using a machine to take money from people, often for money-laundering purposes.


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Here's SEGA boasting about how much money UFO catchers rake in. Or how much we spent on Mega Drive games in the early 1990s.


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"Shoot This, Win This" - some rather damning evidence that the death of all arcades is only about 18 months away.




Bowling game. Small balls. Stupidly shot holding camera sideways, hence worse than usual quality.




Some men dancing. If you're finding all this a bit heavy going, there's an edited highlights version of all the video footage over on Tech Digest with a little story attached to it as well.


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AMAZING SEGA FACT: This is the advice sticker on the back of the OutRun2SP DX twin-player cabinet. This sort of thing is why it's worth going to ATEI.


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And this is the front of it.


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And this is why it's also not really worth going to ATEI.




A machine full of Bob The Builder toys. And there's a Zippy. YouTube is going to go ballistic over this. We may end up getting headhunted by a major US network.




17 seconds of SEGA Race TV, most of those wasted filming a man's ridiculous jacket. Sorry.


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SEGA now makes those games where you hit a thing with a stick :(


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Wii version in 2009? :(


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10 DOES IT SAY "SEGA" ON IT?
20 IF TEN = "YES" TAKE PHOTO


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It's OK. We are nearly finished.


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This was there!! SEGA's very own wonky-faced Sonic!


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It's not so bad from the right angle.


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Still looks rather wrong from the front, though.


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If you were wondering - £4500.


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No idea why this was photographed. Was probably going to despair about how "the kids" go to arcades to win rubbish American merchandise nowadays, rather than to actually play decent games.


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The end (full-size original here for personal/educational/research use only).

7 Comments:

Blogger Matt said...

Nice to see wonky sonic has had a polish.

1:35 PM  
Blogger Cunzy11 said...

Must have taken ages to get that good range of photos and videos.

/Sad guffaw

2:34 PM  
Blogger Tin o beans said...

No amount of hot looking girl posing in front of sega machines will get rid of the immense pain I'm feeling knowing that I'll never play these games on a home console :(

3:09 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

Haha, thats my mates playing the Pump Pro. Was going to go to ATEI but was held up by looking at a squirrel.
Good to see the booth girls are still as drunk as ever.

5:27 PM  
Blogger bilal said...

@ tin o beans:

i played sega race tv at a club sega last month and it was pretty crap.

the only thing i liked about it was whacking the boost button at cool moments (e.g. in the middle of a power slide) like i knew what i was doing, or just whenever someone walked past.

oh and also because it was pretty easy, unlike sega driving school which decided, after my giving it countless 100-yen coins spread over no less than two trips to japan, to hit me with a driving theory test.

bloody sega :(

9:16 PM  
Blogger Lebowski said...

Whoah! A SEGA fruit machine! It would almost be like being Ryo Hazuki.
Only I would have given Nozomi a good seeing to by now. And Joy. And Fangmei...(that's legal...right?)
Where do I sign my life savings away?

10:52 AM  
Blogger sjklop said...

Well there is one reason to play UFO Catcher, you can get your gf (or your sister if you're from the southern US) to dress up like a maid whore.

http://kotaku.com/350968/sega-brings-the-skimpy-maid-outfits

12:59 AM  

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