This thing about Oasis. This thing about when marketing budgets COLLIDE. This thing about innovations in the battery-charging scene. This thing about Sarah or Penny. This thing about a camera we'd have if money was to suddenly become no object thanks to either a series of deaths or robberies. This thing about what happens when you Google the word photocopier, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH: JACK TRETTON BROADENS LIE PORTFOLIO... 16 PHOTOS OF THE GATWICK AIRPORT ARCADE PS3 LIE WATCH: AN UPDATE REGARDING UK SALES FIGURE... SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039 SOMETHING SEGA, BY SEGA, THAT SAYS SEGA ON IT THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.