"The only good thing is the graphics are older Sonic and not newer Sonic, so they got that right at least. It's all about branding and demographics and making the kids happy with their overpriced Orange fuck phones" - Tenno.
"Some time ago, a bit tired of watching so many videos of people playing Mario music on the piano, I made one in which I played all the themes from the game Sonic The Hedgehog. Now Shazomei, another pianist who loves 16-bit Sonic music, has made another in which he plays all the music from Sonic The Hedgehog 2. I hope you enjoy them" - GoriFater.
"I am concerned by your new-found interest in the spiral. Can I point you in the direction of manga and the film "Uzumaki"? It's a cursory tale, warning of this obsession. Basically, everything in some town gets fucked up into a big spiral (sorry if that spoils it for anyone). Yours Faithfully, Gas."
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039 SOMETHING SEGA, BY SEGA, THAT SAYS SEGA ON IT MORE CHINESE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FUN LEMMY AND BINKY HAVE MADE A GAME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00038 TWO READERS HAVE BEEN TO CARDIFF AIRPORT RECENTLY SOMETHING ABOUT THE SONIC 2 HD REMAKE TECH DEMO
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Zorg, your tenacious ability to lower the bar even further has reached epic new...errr...lows. Truly a rare art form.
0.75/10
Wrong, those are Sonic Advance sprites tramping all over Emerald Hill Zone. Seen the piano thingy before, only not as long.
Thanks. I'll pay you in Metropolis Street Racer kudos.