"These shameful image-records were captured at Gatwick airport about a month ago. They might work as some sort of filler for a slow news day."
"I especially enjoyed the Lazy Town lead-filled Chinese clone-toys in the Elaut grabber" - Al.
The most exciting thing about this update is that, we would imagine, photography is not permitted within Gatwick Airport.
Allan could've been mistaken for a terrorist.
He may have been arrested and put in a cramped holding cell for 48 hours.
There could've only been a shared toilet for him and six others to use.
And several rapists in the same cell.
Then Cream The Rabbit may have been arrested and put in the same cell.
And it was hot in there. So very hot.
So Cream had no choice but to remove her little shoes and socks.
Then her dress.
She smiled at Allan.
Allan smiled back, unbuttoning his trousers.
Cream smiled more, got up and walked slowly over to Allan's cold steel bunk.
Then one of the rapists got up to use the communal toilet and did a big poo.
The moment was gone. Cream hung herself with a torn up bed sheet six days later, while Allan was transferred to Guantanamo Bay where he still resides today despite protests from his family and the UK government.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 LIE WATCH: AN UPDATE REGARDING UK SALES FIGURE... SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039 SOMETHING SEGA, BY SEGA, THAT SAYS SEGA ON IT MORE CHINESE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FUN LEMMY AND BINKY HAVE MADE A GAME
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Quite often you have to kill some time and you have seen that the homepage of the airport lists an arcade. And when you're actually there you walk to this place full of anticipation only to notice that the place has been closed or the only video game is Tekken 2 without properly working controls and some dumb touchscreen games.
So that's three Sega games at Gatwick. Great update!
(This is only the 1st chapter as well, I imagine the last level is just screen caps of UK:R, with added health bars)