Here are some photos from his modelling portfolio, taken in a London hotel. It's incredible to see a man in the video game industry without (a) glasses, (b) a goatee beard or (c) clinical obesity.
Now, we are not in possession of what you might call a "gaydar," but if we were, it'd be going off by ringing AND vibrating AND flashing bright red right now. That sham marriage of his is not fooling us.
If we're not very much mistaken, he also has some "product" in his hair - another sensational video game industry first.
That jumper's probably cashmere. At least $300. It almost certainly does not say "UNREAL II: THE AWAKENING" on the back of it in faded lettering.
All Cliffy B fans, straight, gay and bi, need to check out his staggering appearance in the "Pets" video series. You will be AMAZED by a man who is both in the video game community AND totally at ease in the presence of women.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039 SOMETHING SEGA, BY SEGA, THAT SAYS SEGA ON IT MORE CHINESE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FUN LEMMY AND BINKY HAVE MADE A GAME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00038 TWO READERS HAVE BEEN TO CARDIFF AIRPORT RECENTLY
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Hahah they break all the time hahahah (sigh)
Post a link in comments man c'mon :P
Just roll up an issue and shove it up your arse.
Consummate professional. An example to us all.
Or gay, obviously.