SEGA BOOTH GIRL PHOTOS FROM THE ATEI SHOW
Yes, the ATEI show that took place back in January. You got a problem with that? If you have, your problem will soon disappear in the face of HOT SEGA BOOTH GIRL ACTION!
There are 50-odd photos. Some good, some rubbish, most of them a bit grainy, but most of them also of models in tight white SEGA vests.
There's something so brilliantly sexist about SEGA's arcade division. They're always pulling stunts like this. Like when they hired a woman. If only this sort of behaviour wasn't dying out.
It's that rubbish wonky-faced Sonic again. This isn't fair. We have wonky faces, yet are never surrounded by hot SEGA girls.
New desktop image! Loads of SEGA girls, plus room for icons in the roof and floor bit. Perfect.
New desktop image! Loads of SEGA girls, plus room for icons in the roof and floor bit, plus a slightly better arrangement of girls. The photographer was clearly growing in confidence by this point and was happy telling the women how to pose.
We should thank The Man who sent us these photos. We trust enough time has passed for you not to get in trouble over this.
"Better get one of them"
The man on the left clearly thinks he's the only one with a chance with the ladies, thanks to being younger.
Our money's on the man in the middle, though, as he probably paid for them and mini-bused them in from Kings Cross, so gets first pick.
This is what happens when loads of men who work on an industrial estate all year get given a budget to attend a trade show. Models and tight t-shirts.
The man on the right has got a bit of red-eye going on and looks like a monster about to pounce. It is somehow perfect.
Sadly, the photos are taken with an entry level camera that doesn't capture the glory of this moment. We suspect these may even be high-end cameraphone shots. There was a boy out there doing a man's job.
Next year we are going to ATEI with at least 10 megapixels at our disposal. We will also get closer. That's a promise.
There are 50-odd photos. Some good, some rubbish, most of them a bit grainy, but most of them also of models in tight white SEGA vests.
There's something so brilliantly sexist about SEGA's arcade division. They're always pulling stunts like this. Like when they hired a woman. If only this sort of behaviour wasn't dying out.
It's that rubbish wonky-faced Sonic again. This isn't fair. We have wonky faces, yet are never surrounded by hot SEGA girls.
New desktop image! Loads of SEGA girls, plus room for icons in the roof and floor bit. Perfect.
New desktop image! Loads of SEGA girls, plus room for icons in the roof and floor bit, plus a slightly better arrangement of girls. The photographer was clearly growing in confidence by this point and was happy telling the women how to pose.
We should thank The Man who sent us these photos. We trust enough time has passed for you not to get in trouble over this.
"Better get one of them"
The man on the left clearly thinks he's the only one with a chance with the ladies, thanks to being younger.
Our money's on the man in the middle, though, as he probably paid for them and mini-bused them in from Kings Cross, so gets first pick.
This is what happens when loads of men who work on an industrial estate all year get given a budget to attend a trade show. Models and tight t-shirts.
The man on the right has got a bit of red-eye going on and looks like a monster about to pounce. It is somehow perfect.
Sadly, the photos are taken with an entry level camera that doesn't capture the glory of this moment. We suspect these may even be high-end cameraphone shots. There was a boy out there doing a man's job.
Next year we are going to ATEI with at least 10 megapixels at our disposal. We will also get closer. That's a promise.
Posted by Cmdr_Zorg 7/23/2007 12:05:00 PM
19 Comments:
I know it's childish, I know it's overplayed, I know it's misogynistic, I know it's a joke a million other people (If a million people read the site) have probably thought of, but...
Would, would, would, wouldn't.
Ahhh! I feel so much better now.
Sega have put photos from the event on their very own website....
Navigate to www.sega-amusements.co.uk, click on 'image gallery' and then 'ATEI 2007'.
There's even a video clip - sega booth girls IN MOTION!
I hate that you can't do right click > save as in Flash movies :(
Stupid sexy sega booth women mocking me with their pretending to like games bullshit.
nice to see sonic ignoring all those pesky sexual harassment laws in picture 2
still if I would have fingered the one on the far right
and someone should have told the girl dressed in black you have to shoot at the screen in lightgun games not the bit that steals your money
would, would, would, might?
The one on the far right looks suspiciously like a Brazilian ladyboy and might require a Crocodile Dundee style gender test just to be on the safe side.
Sega should move into the pimping business, they obviously have a flare for it. Plus those guys in suits look like they have strong pimp hands to keep the operation moving smoothly.
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Does anyone else see Sonic's "suited microsoft friends"? One of the friends is pulling the exact same pose to the one he did all that time ago with the wonky statue.
Man....I need a job at SEGA. Those photos seem like SEGA is back in business.
I'm loving those camel toes
It does look as if SEGA is back, its also great to see Sonic getting his finger right on the spot on the second picture down and sticking it right up you know were on 9 down.
I'm just wondering what it would take for me to become a "Hot Sega Girl".
Mostly because I like the t-shirts, and because i'd probably be the only true gamer one. :P
Rebeccatron X
Please upload some pics with and without tee-shirt and i'll make sure Sega's Marketing staff recieve them ;)
What counrty is it that "SEGA" is a bad word agian?
All you need to be a Hot Sega Girl is a complete lack of body fat and a penchant for wearing tight hotpants/teeshirts.
And to then get sweaty men to take surreptitious photos of you and send them to Zorg. Then we can label your orifices in order of preference.
Dont be scared.
Don't worry, i'm not scared of little boys. :P
I think the Sega T-shirts are just missing one thing, being that almost everytime you see the logo there's someone screaming SEEEEGGGGGAAAAAAA at the top of their voice and that is, to me, a vital element to it's appeal.
Rebeccatron X
You could always bring that element yourself using your mouth.
Rocket science.
Would it be beyond the realm of imagination for us all to have a whip round and send a professional photographer to one of these shindigs next time?
:)sa
Surely zorg could just put up a 'donate to the wank fund' paypal thingy.
Richie: The word "sega" is equivalent to "masturbation" in Italian.
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