There are 50-odd photos. Some good, some rubbish, most of them a bit grainy, but most of them also of models in tight white SEGA vests.
There's something so brilliantly sexist about SEGA's arcade division. They're always pulling stunts like this. Like when they hired a woman. If only this sort of behaviour wasn't dying out.
It's that rubbish wonky-faced Sonic again. This isn't fair. We have wonky faces, yet are never surrounded by hot SEGA girls.
New desktop image! Loads of SEGA girls, plus room for icons in the roof and floor bit. Perfect.
New desktop image! Loads of SEGA girls, plus room for icons in the roof and floor bit, plus a slightly better arrangement of girls. The photographer was clearly growing in confidence by this point and was happy telling the women how to pose.
We should thank The Man who sent us these photos. We trust enough time has passed for you not to get in trouble over this.
"Better get one of them"
The man on the left clearly thinks he's the only one with a chance with the ladies, thanks to being younger.
Our money's on the man in the middle, though, as he probably paid for them and mini-bused them in from Kings Cross, so gets first pick.
This is what happens when loads of men who work on an industrial estate all year get given a budget to attend a trade show. Models and tight t-shirts.
The man on the right has got a bit of red-eye going on and looks like a monster about to pounce. It is somehow perfect.
Sadly, the photos are taken with an entry level camera that doesn't capture the glory of this moment. We suspect these may even be high-end cameraphone shots. There was a boy out there doing a man's job.
Next year we are going to ATEI with at least 10 megapixels at our disposal. We will also get closer. That's a promise.
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
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5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
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8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Would, would, would, wouldn't.
Ahhh! I feel so much better now.
Navigate to www.sega-amusements.co.uk, click on 'image gallery' and then 'ATEI 2007'.
There's even a video clip - sega booth girls IN MOTION!
I hate that you can't do right click > save as in Flash movies :(
still if I would have fingered the one on the far right
The one on the far right looks suspiciously like a Brazilian ladyboy and might require a Crocodile Dundee style gender test just to be on the safe side.
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I'm loving those camel toes
Mostly because I like the t-shirts, and because i'd probably be the only true gamer one. :P
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And to then get sweaty men to take surreptitious photos of you and send them to Zorg. Then we can label your orifices in order of preference.
Dont be scared.
I think the Sega T-shirts are just missing one thing, being that almost everytime you see the logo there's someone screaming SEEEEGGGGGAAAAAAA at the top of their voice and that is, to me, a vital element to it's appeal.
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Rocket science.
:)sa