A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PS3 KICKED IN THE BALLS/TEETH/STOMACH/KIDNEYS IN J... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00040 PS3 LIE WATCH: JACK TRETTON BROADENS LIE PORTFOLIO... 16 PHOTOS OF THE GATWICK AIRPORT ARCADE PS3 LIE WATCH: AN UPDATE REGARDING UK SALES FIGURE... SIZZLING CLIFFY B DESKTOP WALLPAPERS SONIC AND TAILS ADVERTISING "GO PHONE" AND ALL THE... MEN GOING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE VICINITY OF QUAD BIKE... ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00039 THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Nice.
Especially if she kept the hat on during.
her collaboration on the errors album is pretty good despite her sixth-form poetry bullshit, though.
LOL
done
and this applies to all other occurrences of this phenomenon throughout UK:R: nobody fucking cares if you "would." what are you guys, 15? male who posts on snarky computer game industry satire site in would probably have sex with attractive woman if offered shocker