This thing in which we referred to a red camera as coming in "Inflamed Eczema Red," launching a new subversive thread in which we will insert fictional product colour names in stories until someone complains about it and we're made to stop and go back through every update we've ever written and remove them all. That's what passes for FUN around here! This thing about cheap Xbox 360s. This thing about power cables which we were told to write, presumably as punishment for Inflamed Eczema Red. This thing which shows we know how advertising works. This thing about a product aimed at sporty women, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
You should see the state of the ones we didn't use. 2/10.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. SOMETHING SEGA, BY SEGA, THAT SAYS SEGA ON IT MORE CHINESE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FUN LEMMY AND BINKY HAVE MADE A GAME ELSEWHERE ON "THE NETWORK" #00038 TWO READERS HAVE BEEN TO CARDIFF AIRPORT RECENTLY SOMETHING ABOUT THE SONIC 2 HD REMAKE TECH DEMO SONIC IS STILL FRONT PAGE NEWS "MY STOP SMOKING COACH WITH ALLEN CARR"
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
vjyiemi - the sensation of sliding into a vagina filled with jam.
The fucking bloke in Comet tried to sell me a £90.00 HDMI cable when there was one included with what I was buying. When I said that it was a rip off because the whole point about a digital signal is that the 0's and 1's either get through or they don't, they can't 'slightly' get through, he said that he had the £90 cable and the picture was 'much better' and then he looked condescending.
'That means that the fucking marketing shits have duped you as well you TREMENDOUS, MASSIVE SLIMY CUNT' is what I should have shouted but I just said no thanks and left the shop feeling miserable. It was a Friday afternoon :(
If i ever am in one of those electrical retailers and i see people hovering around cables and ripoff items i make sure to advise them on what not to buy.
I liked your eczema red suggestion, it's pretty spot on, looking at one of my inflamed sores in comparison it's a good observation. I've had severe eczema all my life and if you do get any complaints tell them to remove the rod from their ass and get on with life.
Can i make a suggestion for an equally gross colour, varicose vein blue and jaundice yellow.