This thing in which we referred to a red camera as coming in "Inflamed Eczema Red," launching a new subversive thread in which we will insert fictional product colour names in stories until someone complains about it and we're made to stop and go back through every update we've ever written and remove them all. That's what passes for FUN around here! This thing about cheap Xbox 360s. This thing about power cables which we were told to write, presumably as punishment for Inflamed Eczema Red. This thing which shows we know how advertising works. This thing about a product aimed at sporty women, because you can't not use pictures like this when they come along:
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW?
Each post .02% worse than the last.
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand.
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass.
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near.
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend.
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny.
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary.
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.