This kind of reverse anticipatory stalking is confusing and has put us on the defensive. Still, we'll power through as it's pictures of girls:
It's Vixen and Siren. It must be confusing being a girl on the internet and keeping track of all the pretend names you have to use to stop men finding you and killing you. They say they're going to tell us what games to play. At least this time it won't just be the UbiSoft back catalogue.
The game we're thinking of playing at the moment is Put The Sausage In That One's Mouth While That One Feels Our Bottom And Says We're Really Nice And Funny. You can see them ACTUALLY WALKING AND TALKING LIKE THEY'RE LOOKING AT YOU here.
AND THERE'S A PROPER GALLERY THEY MADE PROBABLY JUST FOR US BECAUSE THEY SECRETLY THINK WE'RE REALLY COOL:
The proper gallery.
The fantasy scenario we've built up in our heads around the above photo is this: They're both trying to look as sexy as possible to make us like them, and if there's no clear winner we can have both.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
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1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
Bottom pic: Would DEFINITELY and yeah, probably.
Time to post risky, inappropriate comments about their bits on BXB's front page me thinks!
Zorg, I am suitably impressed
KG
Too bad they clearly have no idea what they're doing with them.
Unconvincing use of props to look sexy: -3
Hmm. Maybe he did. He probably gets the "special edition" promotional stuff.
Anyway, the swords were unconvincing but top marks for effort on the gloves. They have a pseudo-cosplay "lol that is silly but secretly it looks quite filthy maybe I am a geek after all" charm about them.
they have more videos.
vixen is SO westcountry.
giveaway word: dreamcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast