UK:RESISTANCE 'main page'
...in return for an hour of 'full personal service' with any two out of the following ten entrants in its 'Search For Any Kind Of Sexy Woman' t-shirt model competition:

Used, then dead by next Tuesday Kept alive for a year

Those two specifically, but any of the rest would probably also do for what we have in mind*. They've made the classic mistake of putting their real names on the web site, so we'll have them all geographically pinpointed to within five metres and added to MySpace within the hour. Although, judging from her dental records, Lorena Linx is loads more than 21 and needs some seriously expensive root canal work so she's out of the equation.


*Telling them how life isn't fair for ages while they don't interrupt or say anything about themselves, then starting to cry and having them tell us it's all going to be OK while we smell their hair and remember what mum's hair used to smell like back when everything used to be OK. Then spunking on their tummies and getting a Chinese on the way home.

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Blogger The GagaMan(n) said...
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Blogger Benjamin said...
24-year-old Carmell Roche says, "I have been gaming since games were tape cassettes!!"

She's so hardcore she's been playing games before she was even conceived!! I bet her nipples come equipped with its own laser assembly so you can mount the Sega Saturn games such loves so much right on her and play as a backup system!!
Blogger Wratty said...
When they tell us what consoles they own... are they talking about what christmas presents they took back from their boyfriends after they found out they were sleeping with their mums?

Anyone got dibs on Victoria Greetham?
This is her selling line for you Zorg surely:

"gets a thrill out of beating men"
Blogger Ante-nah said...
All UG-LAY!
Blogger bilal said...
oi Ben I'm 23 and have been playing games since they were on cassettes, too - i've got an amstrad cpc 464 in the garage and everything!

i got sent here to look at the ps3 serect button bit just below but now i'm stuck on here laughing my ass off.

i wonder if any of them girls are reading this and are gonna get all upset like that xbox AV cable girl from a little while ago?
Blogger Tomleecee said...
Ha ha! UK:R - always worth a laugh!
Blogger Sl1pstream said...
Elise? Did she forget her last name?
Blogger Fanny Peacehands said...
I like how Victoria Greethams acting dreams extend as far as Emmerdale. That's thinking big. I hope she achieves her goal.

My favourite is Victoria Whitfield as she sounds like she probably actually does like games. She's got an N64 and a gamecube too! So points there. She's got an Xbox and an Xbox 360. :( so points off.

But she looks like she 'fills out' a t-shirt best and I'm all for ladies 'filling out' t-shirts. Knowwhumsayin'?

P.S I am talking about breasts.

P.P.S I think.
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
lol. looks like she's got Zorg down to a tee.
'i wonder if any of them girls are reading this and are gonna get all upset like that xbox AV cable girl from a little while ago? '
They will do if they put their names into google.
I only get Dial-a-Priest for some reason, I assume it's an after market service from Dial-a-Bride
(my real name obviusly)
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
gagman, doesn't silicon smell then?
Blogger tentonipete said...
why is it always the token ginger minging one who is into lan parties?

all of the rest are just models who "own a psp".

she is a proper nerd, she studies archeology for fucks sake.

*fingers crossed they messed up the photos*
Blogger SMEGHaMMeR said...
Indiana Jones aint no nerd...he's fookin hardcore.
Blogger team evil said...
Grow up - if you wouldn't hit that you're either gay or stupid. Possibly both.

There's got to be at least a nights worth of fun there.
Blogger The GagaMan(n) said...
Them girls are reading this, as I got a lovely E-mail from one of them. No crying involved, though.
Blogger Charlie Brigden said...
The redhead is the only one who looks like she hasn't been dragged out of the nearest Ritzy to pose for the shoot.

Wonder if she likes Football Manager...
Blogger convercide said...
Elise has an Atari Master System, eh? Wonder what Sega would have to say about that?
Blogger Benjamin said...
bilal, I had no idea that European systems used tapes that late. I guess I have egg on my face, or at least that's what I tell people it is. :^) When I think tape deck game systems, I place it at the C64 which would be 1982, which would seem too old for her stated age.
Blogger Sl1pstream said...
Elise has been playing 'since the dawn of Space Invaders'. She's lying about her age?
Blogger ShutUpYourUglyFace said...
"I think I could definitely do with having a Wii too ;-)"

Thats fucking HOT!
Blogger ShutUpYourUglyFace said...
P.S. Guys
I so want to see Hannah Claydon naked!
Blogger ShutUpYourUglyFace said...
Sorry about the triple posting but I wouldn't mind seeing Samantha Tansey naked either. That pale skin just makes me think of those milky white breats with little peach nipple that are just begging to be looked at by me!
Blogger Night_Trekker said...
Lots of cute girls on that list, but just let me hang out with Victoria Whitefield. That's some seriously hardcore Morrowind gameplay.

Plus she's hot, of course.
Blogger Hamstermemnon said...
bilal, I had no idea that European systems used tapes that late. I guess I have egg on my face, or at least that's what I tell people it is. :^) When I think tape deck game systems, I place it at the C64 which would be 1982, which would seem too old for her stated age.

Benjamin you couldn't get a working c64 in the UK until the end of '83. you are thinking vic 20
Blogger Bas said...
They may be lying about their ages, and possibly their connection to gaming, but by God, I'd hit it. Every last one of them.




Except Lorena Linx. Ew.
Blogger Not A Geek said...
Havin slept with one of the girls i think your all geeks.
Blogger Not A Geek said...
In fact after reading all the comments your all geeks and nerds!! Jst cos u cant get a fit girl / or girl at all, dont slag them off! Stop sitting in your dark little rooms playing games and go out and get laid!
Blogger LethalCorpse said...
don't be a spanner benjamin - I'm 24 and I spent my first few years as a gamer on the commodore64 - tape based. They might have been before you were conceived though - how old are you again? If you're older than about 20 and you don't remember the c64 then your status as a hardcore gamer is officially revoked. You certainly don't get to take the piss out of hot chicks who game (except perhaps Lorenna - her name and bio are far too pornesque to be real
Blogger LethalCorpse said...
don't be a spanner benjamin - I'm 24 and I spent my first few years as a gamer on the commodore64 - tape based. They might have been before you were conceived though - how old are you again? If you're older than about 20 and you don't remember the c64 then your status as a hardcore gamer is officially revoked. You certainly don't get to take the piss out of hot chicks who game (except perhaps Lorenna - her name and bio are far too pornesque to be real
Blogger Uninexen said...
"T-Shirts?... More like PT-Shirts...ahuh, huh huh"
Blogger Vixyanne said...
Victoria Whitfield seems to be doing pretty well on here... which is great since that's me.

And bearing in mind the comments about my aple chest size, wouldn't Lara Croft be more fitting than Indiana Jones? Then again, i could only dream about being in Angelina Jolie's hotpants....
Blogger SammyT said...
I was going to resist posting on this, but i must admit it made me chuckle. I am Samantha one of the joystick girl gamers, check out
http://www.joystickjunkies.com/content/item.asp?item=41 with the selection of the 6 girls.

I'm suprised you think that us girls will be upset by the comments you have posted, a lot of you would love to meet these girls they are even more gorgeous and lovely in real life with a genuine passion for gaming. Like i too myself do, i've owned plenty of consoles over the years! My psp is permanently attached to me, if i'm not playing GTA liberty city or watching my DVDs on it i'll be on my PS2 playing fifa, the godfather or my beloved ssx tricky which i've had for years now but still love whipping my friends asses on.

I know by posting this comment i probably am gonna get some sort of ridicule by meh bring it on! :-) x x
Blogger Charlie Brigden said...
You don't play Football Manager, do you?

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