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Each post .02% worse than the last. SONY CONSOLE LAUNCH, PHASE THREE: SPELL THINGS WRO... SOME STUPID WEB SITE IS *BETTER* AT FINDING SEGA S... WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS JAPANESE... THE DS PUBLICITY MACHINE HAS GONE TOO FAR THE SEGA PARK IN BRIGHTON IS LOOKING A BIT RUN DOW... SEGA SCOUT UPDATE, APRIL/MAY 2006 TAILS FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN LOCAL CHEMIST SHOP SONY'S HAD ANOTHER AMAZING IDEA ALL BY ITSELF! THE HTML ERAS
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12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
She's so hardcore she's been playing games before she was even conceived!! I bet her nipples come equipped with its own laser assembly so you can mount the Sega Saturn games such loves so much right on her and play as a backup system!!
Anyone got dibs on Victoria Greetham?
This is her selling line for you Zorg surely:
"gets a thrill out of beating men"
i got sent here to look at the ps3 serect button bit just below but now i'm stuck on here laughing my ass off.
i wonder if any of them girls are reading this and are gonna get all upset like that xbox AV cable girl from a little while ago?
My favourite is Victoria Whitfield as she sounds like she probably actually does like games. She's got an N64 and a gamecube too! So points there. She's got an Xbox and an Xbox 360. :( so points off.
But she looks like she 'fills out' a t-shirt best and I'm all for ladies 'filling out' t-shirts. Knowwhumsayin'?
P.S I am talking about breasts.
P.P.S I think.
'i wonder if any of them girls are reading this and are gonna get all upset like that xbox AV cable girl from a little while ago? '
They will do if they put their names into google.
I only get Dial-a-Priest for some reason, I assume it's an after market service from Dial-a-Bride
(my real name obviusly)
all of the rest are just models who "own a psp".
she is a proper nerd, she studies archeology for fucks sake.
*fingers crossed they messed up the photos*
There's got to be at least a nights worth of fun there.
Wonder if she likes Football Manager...
Thats fucking HOT!
I so want to see Hannah Claydon naked!
Plus she's hot, of course.
Benjamin you couldn't get a working c64 in the UK until the end of '83. you are thinking vic 20
Except Lorena Linx. Ew.
And bearing in mind the comments about my aple chest size, wouldn't Lara Croft be more fitting than Indiana Jones? Then again, i could only dream about being in Angelina Jolie's hotpants....
http://www.joystickjunkies.com/content/item.asp?item=41 with the selection of the 6 girls.
I'm suprised you think that us girls will be upset by the comments you have posted, a lot of you would love to meet these girls they are even more gorgeous and lovely in real life with a genuine passion for gaming. Like i too myself do, i've owned plenty of consoles over the years! My psp is permanently attached to me, if i'm not playing GTA liberty city or watching my DVDs on it i'll be on my PS2 playing fifa, the godfather or my beloved ssx tricky which i've had for years now but still love whipping my friends asses on.
I know by posting this comment i probably am gonna get some sort of ridicule by meh bring it on! :-) x x