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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
it also doesn't score as highly in the "secondary use as a sex toy" category as the original.
But, to be fair to the man, Peter Moore is wearing an England shirt under that Portuguese filth. And the scarf.
Has losing Japan really hurt M$ that much that they can't afford replica strips?
Go to Sports Soccer, Peter!
Random letter string was ducos. Sounds like a character from DS9.
:D
Defeat is a Bitch hun? XDDDDDDDD
Best Entertaining Team with 50% of voates. Eat that England. We're the 4th Best Team of the Universe!
God "Bang" the Queen. :s
Get a life.
Get a dictionary.
Loser.
That's because the Portuguese players are all theatrically trained actors.
yeap Portugal really sux...we don't even have a single player in the "world cup dream team"...but England has lots of them...yeap England rulz...NOT!
They talk a lot about Cristiano Ronaldo diving but they don't talk about what Rooney did when he stepped on the other guys balls, the referee already said he wasn't influenciated by Ronaldo and he would show the red card anyway because Rooney obviously deserved it plus he refereed the final world cup match which was a nod by Fifa oh and the brilliant goalkeeping by Ricardo...they don't talk about that...POOR LOO...(oh i'm sorry)...LOSING.
And Do you want to know my answer for all of you? YOU HAVE ENVY OF PORTUGAL!