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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. THE WORST THING SEGA HAS EVER DONE. EVER! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPOTTED SELLING ICE CREAM TO VU... DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME FOOT FETISH SPECIAL PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE RE-RE-RE-RE-REDELAYED WE DID AN UPDATE ABOUT SOMETHING, THEN GOT SENT A ... WEIRD OLD SEGA FRUIT MACHINE SPECIAL! WE'LL TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER SAID ABOUT J... SONY CONSOLE LAUNCH, PHASE THREE: SPELL THINGS WRO... SOME STUPID WEB SITE IS *BETTER* AT FINDING SEGA S... WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS JAPANESE...
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When men used to till the pages by hand. |
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
The ad isn't racist so much as mystifying. What does it mean? I reckon it means that the ad folks who came up with the concept had snorted roughly 1 metric fuckload of coke and it seemed like an amazing idea at the time. Man. No really.
http://www.pspworld.com/sony-psp/images/white-psp-4.jpg
http://www.us.playstation.com/PSP/UMDMovies/UMD-05-37277
Once Sonic Rivals come out, it will instantly, and by default, be the coolest thing EVER.
Until shortly the PSP really didn't have a decent game... NOW it has LocoRoco.
If black and white people are supposed to be treated the same then why is everyone getting sand in their vagina when the black person is in a contrevarsial position.
Would anyone cared if it was Black over white? No.
So stop seeing black and white as un-equal.
When contacted about this campaign, Sony said, "We are just showing contrast of colours." And what's wrong with using humans with different colours, after all, we are all mature enough to be able to look at this ad and think nothing of it, right?
you're a cunt