We've even drawn a logo:
Rules of Entry
To enter candidates must:
* E-mail a filled in version of the following form to us
* Provide at least one pic, preferably with gash out
We'll do the rest.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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MICRO-BLOG
What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. GETTING TO THE HEART OF THE RACISM DEBATE THE WORST THING SEGA HAS EVER DONE. EVER! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPOTTED SELLING ICE CREAM TO VU... DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME FOOT FETISH SPECIAL PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE RE-RE-RE-RE-REDELAYED WE DID AN UPDATE ABOUT SOMETHING, THEN GOT SENT A ... WEIRD OLD SEGA FRUIT MACHINE SPECIAL! WE'LL TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER SAID ABOUT J... SONY CONSOLE LAUNCH, PHASE THREE: SPELL THINGS WRO... SOME STUPID WEB SITE IS *BETTER* AT FINDING SEGA S...
THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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FRIENDS
Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
Having one is compulsory, apparently. Ours is here. It is not meant to be funny. |
ACQUAINTANCES
People off the internet. Quality and commitment levels may vary. |
It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
my rule of thumb is no-one less than half my age
Don't forget to post the forms if anybody sends something in.
Animal Crossing has gone Neo Nazi!!?
You say that like it's a bad thing, as opposed to, say, the BEST THING EVER.
"my rule of thumb is no-one less than half my age"
I love being 25 :)
(Brilliant, too)
We all fuck kids, right?
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OH HO!
Hello matey, and yes, we do!