"This little piggy went to... UP MY ARSE"
"...and this little piggy stayed at... IN MY HOT WANTING MOUTH"
"...this little piggy had SEXY TIGHTS PULLED OVER IT"
"... and this little piggy had FUCK-ME RED NAIL VARNISH ON IT"
"...and this little piggy got COVERED IN SPUNK, ALL THE WAY UP TO THE ANKLE BONE"
We're out of our depth here. We just don't know enough about foot fetish terminology to pull this off.
"Phwoar, nicely rounded balls"
Next week: Lara Croft's DEFORMED FOOT NIGHTMARE.
Labels: MEAT BAGS (WOMEN)
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE RE-RE-RE-RE-REDELAYED WE DID AN UPDATE ABOUT SOMETHING, THEN GOT SENT A ... WEIRD OLD SEGA FRUIT MACHINE SPECIAL! WE'LL TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER SAID ABOUT J... SONY CONSOLE LAUNCH, PHASE THREE: SPELL THINGS WRO... SOME STUPID WEB SITE IS *BETTER* AT FINDING SEGA S... WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING WITH THIS JAPANESE... THE DS PUBLICITY MACHINE HAS GONE TOO FAR THE SEGA PARK IN BRIGHTON IS LOOKING A BIT RUN DOW...
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Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
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Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
He's looking quite good though, his shoes were nice and shiny, though that's probably because they were made out of plastic.
Poor man
it also has red nail varnish on it.
probably.
well, the caption said...
Lovely.