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A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. EXTREMELY BAD NEWS ABOUT LUMINES II THIS IS WHERE THE PARTY IS HAPPENING! 'THE SONIC FRUIT MACHINE IS RIGHT AT THE BACK' IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR IT PETER MOORE'S XBOX 360 PR DISASTER GETTING TO THE HEART OF THE RACISM DEBATE THE WORST THING SEGA HAS EVER DONE. EVER! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPOTTED SELLING ICE CREAM TO VU... THE HTML ERAS
When men used to till the pages by hand. |
SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
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ACQUAINTANCES
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
there have to be more clues in the videos.
you do know this lowers your chances of a shag considerably if you ever get to meet the two loverlies in question.
(probably at some kind of g4min\G event for gamers, you know)
space girl
It is quite possibly the most unintentionally funny website that I've ever seen.
However, what really makes me cringe is the frequency of Vixen's lip-smacking in her video blogs. Having seen myself talking on video and determining that I both look and sound like a total tool, I just find it hard to believe that she has ever actually reviewed her pearls of wisdom.
'Okey Chokey' - This is neither cute nor sexy - it might be a reference to some hilariously funny TV show that I've missed since I've banished myself to California, but nonetheless, it's a bit shit.
Right, I've gotta clock one off to the latest 'Spacegirl' posting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN8xBg3M2TI&mode=related&search=
I can't tell if this is crap or not either. I feel compelled to make snarky comments because I think deep down, somewhere, we all know this is crap but I'm having trouble thinking of clever ways of saying it so I don't look like the twat that I think deep down, somewhere we all know that I am.
Bit paranoid isn't it. Good job most forum members aren't the same, with being IP trackable with every post :)
i'd rather harass them for making a more interesting show like, "Vagino Games roxxx" or "Female Gaymers United" or "Pacwoman: Eat my pill" or "Lesbian NESticles" or ........
They should interview him.
Now that would be a meeting of unparralled crapness.
Bring back oriental birds with gadgets!
As for the Oriental girls... because they're much easier pickings, eh?
what they are is some girls who just so happen to write a game review site.
But also just so happen to have glamourous self-promotional pictures of themselves.
That has nothing to do with games. So if they really "believe that by drawing attention to gender you create a barrier that is otherwise irrelevant"
then why do they then go and say "Oh, by the way, just take a little look at this video of me in a mini-skirt
running around shooting aliens and wearing a miniskirt"? That isn't exactly a games-review site so much as a
view-some-girls site. It's only natrual that more and more girls will become gamers and its
only natural that people will stop writing down their games reviews and film them instead
and just sort of talk about the games with their faces. Then it's only natural to dress up
in costumes and hold weapons while taking a never ending stream of self promo photos,
when your not posting on the fucking fragdolls site.
It's not like the next thing UK:R are going to do is film a little video of themselves running around in speedos
it doesnt really have much to do with games.
They take pictures of themselves holding guns standing next to graffiti covered blocks of cement.
Because it's not about the games it is about them. And in a lot of ways, it has to be, because no one
really gives a shit about game reviews. You have to think of something new, like plastering pictures of hot
girls all over the place or making it clever and funny.
That is why no one ever reads EDGE anymore.
I think purely for the cause of equality it should be done.
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......
http://www.b2g3.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=ukresistance
You know what to do......"
watch her command her clingy socially rejected minions!