We just wanted to share this photograph. There is no funny caption. There could NEVER be a funny caption about this, not even if the writers of Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Larry David got together and worked on it for a whole month.
A site about games and game paraphernalia and how nothing's as good as we remember it, probably because we used to inhabit a FANTASY WORLD.
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What are we half-heartedly skimming RIGHT NOW? RECENTLY...
Each post .02% worse than the last. 'THE SONIC FRUIT MACHINE IS RIGHT AT THE BACK' IT'S LIKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKING FOR IT PETER MOORE'S XBOX 360 PR DISASTER GETTING TO THE HEART OF THE RACISM DEBATE THE WORST THING SEGA HAS EVER DONE. EVER! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPOTTED SELLING ICE CREAM TO VU... DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME FOOT FETISH SPECIAL PHANTASY STAR UNIVERSE RE-RE-RE-RE-REDELAYED WE DID AN UPDATE ABOUT SOMETHING, THEN GOT SENT A ...
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SHOPS
Use our Play or Amazon Shops to buy those shit Wii games you secretly like, helping the effort. ARCHIVES
12 years of wheat and chaff in one vast and impenetrable mass. |
Some updates weren't universally hated by the entire world within seconds of being uploaded.
1. The Animal Crossing Wild World mega-feature and public-service review
2. Sonic CD - screenshot parade
3. Cream The Rabbit sexual diagrams
4. OutRun2 screenshot-taking guide for the benefit of inept journalists
5. The personal UKR SEGA Toys Homestar planetarium review
6. Trying to buy an Xbox 360 in London
7. (STILL) THE MOST AMAZING PROMOTIONAL PHOTOGRAPH OF ALL TIME
8. A trip to GamesMaster (in Peckham)
Links to that blog of yours you started up and were excited about for a whole weekend.
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Some people we might've MET. Or at least seen in a room and been near. One Thousand Tiny Things I Hate "LIFESTYLE"
Other sites we are happy to officially endorse without requiring Adwords spend. PRIVACY POLICY
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It came with the template. Maybe in 2014 we'll jump on board the Twitter train and put that in here. Or a radio. That'd be nice.
"Dateless at the Ball."
"The girls were fed up of the intense gaming action"
In-tents...
/walks away in shame.
Woman on phone: They're not letting us in! It's virgins only.
Guess I'll just go and hang around some bars.
And, UK:R losing there touch. Some of the old posts are genius. Now it seems to be going downhill. Rather unfortunate. Reiben Sie meine Hoden? Ja oder nein? DO IT! DO IT! (Shut up, it works).
i was rather mesmerized to see...
pigs testicles and cow shit
rather a TOILET OF THE WORLD! TOILET OF THE WORLD! TOILET OF THE WORLD! TOILET, TOILET. THE WORLD!
open up the fridge and what do you see?
i was mesmerized to see...
eggs go rotten when they seem troubled.
ALL I HAVE IS MONEY! ALL I HAVE IS TOMORROW! ALL I HAVE IS BLINDNESS! ALL I HAVE IS MY PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!
REFRIGERATOR! REFRIGERATOR! REFRIGERATOR! REFRIGERATOR!
"gary hates his job and wishes he could bring out a new sega mag"
you could always resurrect sonic the comic...?
"Hello? Dave? Where's this demo tent then? We followed the map but we can't find it"
See? Because they are both not looking at the tent and one is one the phone and they are women so they can't read maps.
Would and Would in any case
Too bad I was part of a three-member orienteering team and the other two were basically dragging me out of the tent. For some reason they didn't give as much of a fuck as I did.