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It's a small tent. In Germany. Full of Xbox 360s playing FIFA World Cup. And it's dark out. And the only two women in attendance have gone outside to talk to more interesting people on their mobile phones, which is what strangely happens when we're near women too.

When marketing cross-promotion goes bad

We just wanted to share this photograph. There is no funny caption. There could NEVER be a funny caption about this, not even if the writers of Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Larry David got together and worked on it for a whole month.
Blogger Jacob said...
There is no funny caption. There could NEVER be a funny caption about this, not even if the writers of Planes, Trains and Automobiles and Larry David got together and worked on it for a whole month.


"Dateless at the Ball."
Blogger Bouncybhall said...
Not a funny caption...

"The girls were fed up of the intense gaming action"

In-tents...

/walks away in shame.
Blogger S.F.R said...
here's a not funny one!

Woman on phone: They're not letting us in! It's virgins only.
Guess I'll just go and hang around some bars.
Blogger NotRubyWax said...
Sorry, no food allowed... ever.
And, UK:R losing there touch. Some of the old posts are genius. Now it seems to be going downhill. Rather unfortunate. Reiben Sie meine Hoden? Ja oder nein? DO IT! DO IT! (Shut up, it works).
Blogger bilal said...
i agree it should remain captionless as words would simply cheapen it
Blogger dw2k6 said...
open up the fridge and what do you see?

i was rather mesmerized to see...

pigs testicles and cow shit

rather a TOILET OF THE WORLD! TOILET OF THE WORLD! TOILET OF THE WORLD! TOILET, TOILET. THE WORLD!

open up the fridge and what do you see?

i was mesmerized to see...

eggs go rotten when they seem troubled.

ALL I HAVE IS MONEY! ALL I HAVE IS TOMORROW! ALL I HAVE IS BLINDNESS! ALL I HAVE IS MY PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!

REFRIGERATOR! REFRIGERATOR! REFRIGERATOR! REFRIGERATOR!
Blogger Wratty said...
how about the caption...

"gary hates his job and wishes he could bring out a new sega mag"

you could always resurrect sonic the comic...?
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
I've got a ""Hilarious"" caption

"Hello? Dave? Where's this demo tent then? We followed the map but we can't find it"

See? Because they are both not looking at the tent and one is one the phone and they are women so they can't read maps.

Would and Would in any case
Blogger Cunzy11 said...
On
Blogger Gareth said...
This reminds me of when I went camping in the Cub Scouts back when I was about 8 (so in 1998) and they had a tent full of Mega Drives. It was fucking awesome (although I already had KGen and a couple hundred roms at home) cause I'd never played a real Mega Drive.

Too bad I was part of a three-member orienteering team and the other two were basically dragging me out of the tent. For some reason they didn't give as much of a fuck as I did.

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